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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Larry Fitz" data-source="post: 400946" data-attributes="member: 3949">42Be present and ready to play at the time you all said you  would.43 Have eaten before you arrive.44Remember what was going on at the end of the last game session45Know what all your spells and weapons and abilities do in normal circumstances.46Make Cellophane book covers for all your books47Keep a Mason jar of flat beer on the table in front of you and talk to it about what you should do next, i.e. "Specimen? Should I charge or ready an action to impale the Orcs with my spear if they charge us?"48Everytime you roll a die stand up and yell at the top of your voice "By all that is pure and satisfying!"49Bring a large stack of magazine subscription cards to the game and fill them out in the GM's name while playing. For extra credit ask him stuff like "How do you spell the name of the street you live on?"50Pretend to have laryngitis and bring a dry erase board to communicate with, also brign a bell to ring when you finish writing on the dry erase board to make people look at it.51Put a big ol bag of fried pork rinds down in the communal snack area.52Make Clam dip for the Potato Chips.53 Before going over to where the game is held, order a pizza from every local pizza place that delivers, all with extra Anchovy. Be just late enough thatthe last of them should have been delivered before you get there.54Name your character after the GM's mom. Get all the other players to start calling you "mom".55Pre-roll 200 rolls of each die and write them up on a chart, cross off each in order as you go through the night instead of rolling dice, tell the Gm it's a "time saving technique".56Come to the game dressed as one of the other player's characters and respond whenever anyone mentions that character's name with "Who? Me or him?"57Put his e-mail address and home phone in a post on EnWorld....  Just kidding John....</blockquote>

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