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Message: <blockquote data-quote="MarauderX" data-source="post: 1026041" data-attributes="member: 9990">400. Girdle of Abs of Butter (as opposed to the popular Girdle of Abs of Steel)401. Glass of Ice Melting402. Cat of Disarming Cuteness (Battle ceases while everyone watches kitty play)403. Litterbox of Foulest Stench404. Bed of Anti-Gravity (only floats upwards while you are on it)405. CD of Eternal Skipping406. Microwave of Popcorn Burning +31407. Telephone of Heavy Breathing 408. Tome of Unfathomable Understatements (AKA Tome of British Humor)409. Cat of Fur Regeneration (you need #412 with this one)410. Wand of Static Electricity (<zap!> Ow, that's annoying!)411. Book of Smurf-to-English translations (who in the Smurf would want that?!)412. Rod of Fur Attraction413. Helm of Manical Laughter (heh.  hehaha..muhahaha...MUAHAhahaha...MUUHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!)414. Lute of Porn Soundtracks (Bum-chicka-bow-wow)415. Kneepads of Tripping (so knocking yourself prone won't hurt quite so much)416. Soap of Hair Growth417. Cursed Letter of Endless Magazine Subscription (once letter is filled out, wherever you move, they will find you and make sure you have the latest issue)418. Vanity Mirror of Negative Self-Esteem</blockquote>