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<blockquote data-quote="Agent Oracle" data-source="post: 2862606" data-attributes="member: 40076"><p>The original was completely lost to the wipe, so I figure i could just as well start one with some classic lines I remember...</p><p></p><p>1. If I am playing a Red Wizard, I cannot start an import / export company and name it Thay Co.</p><p>2. There is no such thing as "Weapon Focus: Halfling"</p><p>3. Just because I could survive the impact, does not mean I should use the catipault for fast-travel.</p><p>4. Evards Black Tenticals are NOT sexual, in any way, shape or form.</p><p>5. I cannot disbeleve it's not butter.</p><p>6. They do not make Nair in Wookie sizes.</p><p>7. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she's obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.</p><p>8. No, I do not get EXP for every single crewman on the death star.</p><p>9. I am not allowed to play a character under the age of 17.</p><p>10. No matter how high my cleric is: 5 million gallons of water and 200 lbs of rock salt does not get me a swimming pool filled with holy water.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Agent Oracle, post: 2862606, member: 40076"] The original was completely lost to the wipe, so I figure i could just as well start one with some classic lines I remember... 1. If I am playing a Red Wizard, I cannot start an import / export company and name it Thay Co. 2. There is no such thing as "Weapon Focus: Halfling" 3. Just because I could survive the impact, does not mean I should use the catipault for fast-travel. 4. Evards Black Tenticals are NOT sexual, in any way, shape or form. 5. I cannot disbeleve it's not butter. 6. They do not make Nair in Wookie sizes. 7. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she's obviously not wearing anything under her tabard. 8. No, I do not get EXP for every single crewman on the death star. 9. I am not allowed to play a character under the age of 17. 10. No matter how high my cleric is: 5 million gallons of water and 200 lbs of rock salt does not get me a swimming pool filled with holy water. [/QUOTE]
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