Upgrade your account to a Community Supporter account and remove most of the site ads.
Enchanted Trinkets Complete--a hardcover book containing over 500 magic items for your D&D games!

Reply to thread

Message: <blockquote data-quote="Kahuna Burger" data-source="post: 681523" data-attributes="member: 8439">When the Four Gamers DM...Real men : "OK, the 20 half dragon orcs with wounding envenomed broadswords has been beaten back, but as they leave you bleeding, you think you hear them say something about 'not wnated to be in His way when He gets here' Guess one of you pansies should have played a cleric after all, huh?" Prepare for : three hours of Duke Nukem with die rolls instead of reflexes.Drama Queens : "The mysterious NPC bard (who looks an awful lot like my last character you never let negotiate anything) has found the entrance to the dungeon she negotiated with the king for you to clear. Pausing at the entrance, she draws close to the fighter and says 'I hear orcs within - let me speak to them first, but stand ready to fight if needed. But be safe... My Love!' She kisses you chastely and you feel the unwilling stirrings of love in your hard heart." Prepare for : Three hours of Duke Nukem with really dramatic cut scenes which you have no effect on.Loonies : "OK, you all have your characters? Now you're all dead. But a passing druid casts Reincarnate on all of you. Now you're a weasel, and you're an eagle, and Ohh! you're a tiny fire elemental! but you hear orcs approaching...."Prepare for : three hours of trying to turn on Duke Nukem with no opposable thumbs.Munchkins : "It turns out the three unarmed goblins were gaurding the treasure of the great orc/dragon king! He's got two plus 5 wounding envenomed broadswords, and a headband of intelect plus 6 and a ring of wishes on each of his fingers...."Prepare for : three hours of Duke Nukem on God mode.Kahuna Burger</blockquote>

Verification