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Message: <blockquote data-quote="WanderingMonster" data-source="post: 741239" data-attributes="member: 573">When they die,Real Men go to Ysgard.Real Roleplayers go to the Seven HeavensLoonies go to Bytopia, cause they like to watch (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, knowhatImean?)Munchkins go to the Nine Hells, since they have a summer home there anyway (after they killed Asmodeus).  This way they'll be closer to the Blood War.When they roll a critical,Real Men say, "WOO-HOO! Double damage!"Real Roleplayers describe in detail the finesse of their maneuver, the spray of the blood (or ichor), and the steely resolve in their eye as they watch their foe fall.Loonies ask, "What kind of damage do I roll for wielding the halfling rogue?"Munchkins yawn.Upon examining their character sheets we find thatReal Men are still using the same sheet from when they were first level.  All bonuses to hit points and weapon damage are meticulously spelled out.Real Roleplayers are using their 35 page full color sheet they downloaded from the web but, "could really use a few more pages."Loonies forgot it (again), but have what they can remember written on the back of a coaster from TGIFriday's.Munchkins photocopied p.291-2 of the Epic Level Handbook...and added a few more levels of fighter.</blockquote>