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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Zardnaar" data-source="post: 7176629" data-attributes="member: 6716779">I think it is official. Excusing some obscure source book I think Kender my be the worst race even released for a D&D product that is vaguely familiar/popular. So bad are they I actually prefer Nerath over Krynn. As an added bonus Krynn also has gully Dwarves. Give me giant hamster powered spelljamming ships any day of the week (Tinkers in SJ were also annoying). For newer players What is a Kender? Think a kleptomaniac halfling with the common sense the gods gace a gerbil and the preservation instincts of an ant on crack driving a dune buggy into a volcano.  In my Kender apocalypse thread I detailed an idea for a new D&D AP where the Kender are wiped out from the multiverse. I had had a few more ideas however. THe goal s to com up with 101 reasons to wipe out the Kender infestation from the D&D multiverse. 1. Drop the Spelljammer on Kenderhome using a psychic helm to wipe them out. 2. As much as 4E Realms is hated they had one decent idea and that was dropping a continent on Unther. Relocate that idea to Krynn, eastern Anasalon.3. Steal the TARDIS and rewrite DL history. Tassalhoff is now actually a kleptomaniac halfling with personality disorder and an aberration for the race. Also make him a female.4. Dragons need to eat as well. 5. They are a key component in creating Dragonlances.</blockquote>