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<blockquote data-quote="STARP_Social_Officer" data-source="post: 3786763" data-attributes="member: 41202"><p><em><strong>Ring of the Ram </strong></em> - Allows the wearer to cast <em>create sheep </em> 3/day.</p><p></p><p><em><strong>Ring of Death</strong> </em> - You put it on, you die. Not <em>terribly </em> useful, but I can think of some uses for it.</p><p></p><p><em><strong>Rod of Rod of Lordly Might </strong></em> - Pretty self-explanatory; allows the user to extend the length of his penis 5/day. Women probably shouldn't use this one.</p><p></p><p><em><strong>Immovable Rod</strong></em> - You can't do anything with it because you can't move it.</p><p></p><p><em><strong>Potion of Reverse Fire Breath</strong></em> - Same as the regular kind, except the flame comes from the other end.</p><p></p><p><em><strong>Staff of Wood</strong></em> - Has the advantage of being free.</p><p></p><p><em><strong>Lump of coal +1 </strong></em> - it's just a lump of coal. But it's a <em>magic </em> lump...</p><p></p><p><strong><em>Mirror of government</em> </strong> - Creates a duplicate of yourself that can't attack you unless you sign form 34-D <em>in triplicate</em>...</p><p></p><p><em><strong>Underpants of elvenkind </strong></em> - I'll let you decide for yourself what these do.</p><p></p><p><strong><em>Belt of dwarvenkind</em></strong> - Makes you smaller, so the belt doesn't fit anymore and falls off, thus making you bigger again. Hours of fun.</p><p></p><p><strong><em>Helm of Opposite Alignment</em></strong> - Moves your head three feet to the left. </p><p></p><p><em><strong>Bag of Scolding </strong></em> - Any item you pull out of it instantly chastises you for leaving it in there so long.</p><p></p><p><em><strong>Book of Vile Darkness </strong></em> - Gives bonuses to evil divine spellcasters, but it's written in black ink on black paper.</p><p></p><p><strong><em>Staff of the Maggi</em></strong> - Summons 2-minute noodles on command.</p><p></p><p><em><strong>Staff of Earth, Wind and Fire</strong></em> - Summons a soul group on command. Not terribly useful, but you could get them to sing at the orcs for hours and hours as a torture.</p><p></p><p><em><strong>Nolzur's Marvellous Figments </strong></em> - A set of paints that isn't really there.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="STARP_Social_Officer, post: 3786763, member: 41202"] [I][B]Ring of the Ram [/B][/I] - Allows the wearer to cast [I]create sheep [/I] 3/day. [I][B]Ring of Death[/B] [/I] - You put it on, you die. Not [I]terribly [/I] useful, but I can think of some uses for it. [I][B]Rod of Rod of Lordly Might [/B][/I] - Pretty self-explanatory; allows the user to extend the length of his penis 5/day. Women probably shouldn't use this one. [I][B]Immovable Rod[/B][/I] - You can't do anything with it because you can't move it. [I][B]Potion of Reverse Fire Breath[/B][/I] - Same as the regular kind, except the flame comes from the other end. [I][B]Staff of Wood[/B][/I] - Has the advantage of being free. [I][B]Lump of coal +1 [/B][/I] - it's just a lump of coal. But it's a [I]magic [/I] lump... [B][I]Mirror of government[/I] [/B] - Creates a duplicate of yourself that can't attack you unless you sign form 34-D [I]in triplicate[/I]... [I][B]Underpants of elvenkind [/B][/I] - I'll let you decide for yourself what these do. [B][I]Belt of dwarvenkind[/I][/B] - Makes you smaller, so the belt doesn't fit anymore and falls off, thus making you bigger again. Hours of fun. [B][I]Helm of Opposite Alignment[/I][/B] - Moves your head three feet to the left. [I][B]Bag of Scolding [/B][/I] - Any item you pull out of it instantly chastises you for leaving it in there so long. [I][B]Book of Vile Darkness [/B][/I] - Gives bonuses to evil divine spellcasters, but it's written in black ink on black paper. [B][I]Staff of the Maggi[/I][/B] - Summons 2-minute noodles on command. [I][B]Staff of Earth, Wind and Fire[/B][/I] - Summons a soul group on command. Not terribly useful, but you could get them to sing at the orcs for hours and hours as a torture. [I][B]Nolzur's Marvellous Figments [/B][/I] - A set of paints that isn't really there. [/QUOTE]
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