8. he is 14, you get him to "try it" and when you tell him to add his strength bonus to an attack he says "what do you mean by add?"
9 she doesn't like to go shopping for groceries with you because it is "too much reading"
10. she leaves pamphlets about pacifism out on your game night for fellow players to see.
11. her first night trying the game another pc approaches her character. the player describes his character as "tall and strong, with chainmail and a fur cloak" your kid screams "fur is murder" and leaves the room
12. you buy him a toy sword and a cape. he uses the cape as a table cloth and pretends to carve a turkey with the knife
13. it isn't just that she has no imaginary friends, she actually calls stuffed animals "poor substitutes for real world activities"
14 on his 3rd watching of lotr:fotr he says " man, does it seem odd to you they got these midgets for the cool roles?"
15. she finds monopoly too abstract
whoops, edit ran wrong, and i screwed up the numbering
