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<blockquote data-quote="Eltab" data-source="post: 6795935" data-attributes="member: 6803337"><p>12) (to nobleman in fancy dress) Goodsir, the lint is coming out of your pocket ! Fortunately, I know a tailor who can fix that up, if you'd like?</p><p></p><p>13) (to commoner) Good heavens ! That awful bug ! Surely it was poisonous ! However did it get into your coin purse? You have to be careful, it might have laid eggs in there ! I can check it for you.</p><p></p><p>14) Pardon my clumsiness, sir. I'd trip over my own shoelaces even when they WEREN'T tied together, my old marm always said. I apologize. Good day !</p><p></p><p>15) Excuse me, my good man, ummm, since I've got your attention anyways, could you point me to a really good food vendor? I like to try tasty local specialties when I travel.</p><p></p><p>16) I've been following that fellow over there -point at somebody who just walked by the owner of the pocket- and thought I saw him place a stolen trinket in your pocket, to frame you for the theft no doubt. I had hoped to simply remove it so you could not be drawn into his affair. I apologize if I've assumed too much on you. Would you be so kind as to check for yourself?</p><p></p><p>17) -Pull out a handkerchief- Sir, the styled handkerchief is swiftly coming into fashion and fits nicely in any pocket. Let me demonstrate - they're only 1 SP each, if you'd like to buy one - this demonstrates to anybody who looks that you have taste, class, and belong among the upper crust of society.</p><p></p><p>18) I don't blame you for fearing thieves, sir, in this part of the world. Nobody can be too careful these days. Why, look here, how frayed this cord is getting, just from the use of the everyday. You'll have to replace it soon, I can see.</p><p></p><p>19) (Arcane Tricksters have enhanced Mage Hand, of course) Now, sir, don't lay any accusations like THAT lightly. See both my hands here before you, empty... -use invisible Mage Hand to tug on his coin purse again, hard enough for him to feel- I saw that! Didn't you see it too - feel it? There has to be a magical thief near about, probably invisible so he can hide ! Call the guards and search the grounds!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Eltab, post: 6795935, member: 6803337"] 12) (to nobleman in fancy dress) Goodsir, the lint is coming out of your pocket ! Fortunately, I know a tailor who can fix that up, if you'd like? 13) (to commoner) Good heavens ! That awful bug ! Surely it was poisonous ! However did it get into your coin purse? You have to be careful, it might have laid eggs in there ! I can check it for you. 14) Pardon my clumsiness, sir. I'd trip over my own shoelaces even when they WEREN'T tied together, my old marm always said. I apologize. Good day ! 15) Excuse me, my good man, ummm, since I've got your attention anyways, could you point me to a really good food vendor? I like to try tasty local specialties when I travel. 16) I've been following that fellow over there -point at somebody who just walked by the owner of the pocket- and thought I saw him place a stolen trinket in your pocket, to frame you for the theft no doubt. I had hoped to simply remove it so you could not be drawn into his affair. I apologize if I've assumed too much on you. Would you be so kind as to check for yourself? 17) -Pull out a handkerchief- Sir, the styled handkerchief is swiftly coming into fashion and fits nicely in any pocket. Let me demonstrate - they're only 1 SP each, if you'd like to buy one - this demonstrates to anybody who looks that you have taste, class, and belong among the upper crust of society. 18) I don't blame you for fearing thieves, sir, in this part of the world. Nobody can be too careful these days. Why, look here, how frayed this cord is getting, just from the use of the everyday. You'll have to replace it soon, I can see. 19) (Arcane Tricksters have enhanced Mage Hand, of course) Now, sir, don't lay any accusations like THAT lightly. See both my hands here before you, empty... -use invisible Mage Hand to tug on his coin purse again, hard enough for him to feel- I saw that! Didn't you see it too - feel it? There has to be a magical thief near about, probably invisible so he can hide ! Call the guards and search the grounds! [/QUOTE]
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