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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Malcolm" data-source="post: 817489" data-attributes="member: 11180">43.) Use them to run your own production of "6 Round Theater!" - I suggest something by Marlow.44.) If a million summoned dire apes typed at a million conjured typewriters the complete worlds of Ed Greenwood would be produced! ... (nothin personal Ed)45.) Summon 6 male Lillends - Instant boy band! Scare the bad guys to death!46.) Can you say Celestial Badger Footstools!??47.) An All Azer "Diva" Kick-Chorus Line! Can you say flaming??!! (no offense intended to anyone at all, much less those of you with large flaming beards and hair!)48.) <actually done in campaign> Magmin Catapults!  Land the lil buggers on the enemy Gatehouse and let them burn you a hole to siege with! 49.) Imps! Imps! Zeus help us Imps! - send them to "move-equivalent" the bad NPCs.  There is nothing in the rules that says you can't draw out other folk’s gear if you momentarily are in the same space, etc.  Or in other words: Pickpocket till they ain't even wearing pants!  Sure they'll eat AoOs.. who cares?! They're Imps!50.) Xorn Garbage disposal! - need to get rid of that pesky cursed sword you've had since 2nd level? Out of favor with the local Remove-Curse clerics? Feed it to a Xorn! *grind-grind-grind*51.) Protection vs. Eyebite! - afraid of getting "put to sleep" by the dreaded gaze of an Eyebite spell?  Summon a Varguouille to Scream when you and the party fall asleep! Sure you might die, but at least you'll wake up! (Disclaimer: Howler option also usable)52.) Chaos Beast! - kill someone and you need to cover your tracks?  Tired of that princess you rescued from the Dragon who nag-nag-nags!?? Why waste time with the Divination saying "In the Fiendish Dire Boars tummy!" and ruining your day!? Go with the Chaos Beast! All answers will come up with "Person X no longer exists." and that’s all!  53.) 15-second commercial for shaving cream and your lead called in sick? BARBAZU To the Rescue!! (bet you thought you'd never hear that one)... 54.) Erinyes - when you absolutely, positively, Must impress your ex-girlfriend NPC who is walking by with the Duke!  Heck, impress the Duke while you're at it! (Disclaimer: charm gaze not guaranteed...higher-level PCs should use SummMonVIII-Sucubi for best results)55.) Night Hag - when you absolutely, positively, Must let your ex-girlfriend NPC who is walking by with the Duke know how miserable you are without her!! (Disclaimer: being ridden after walk not guaranteed, for best results use only at night...)edited: spell check didn't work, redid.</blockquote>

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