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<blockquote data-quote="The Sigil" data-source="post: 264256" data-attributes="member: 2013">Three for the price of one...&quot;What is it that hangs on the wall, is green, wet -- and whistles?&quot;I knit my brow and thought and thought, and in final perplexity gave up.&quot;A herring,&quot; said my father.&quot;A herring,&quot; I echoed. &quot;A herring doesn't hang on the wall!&quot;&quot;So hang it there.&quot;&quot;But a herring isn't green!&quot; I protested.&quot;Paint it.&quot;&quot;But a herring isn't wet.&quot;&quot;If it's just painted it's still wet.&quot;&quot;But -- &quot; I sputtered, summoning all my outrage, &quot;-- a herring doesn't whistle!!&quot;&quot;Right, &quot; smiled my father. &quot;I just put that in to make it hard.&quot;-- Leo Rosten, &quot;The Joys of Yiddish&quot; ----------&quot;Isn't the principal a dummy!&quot; Johnny said to a girl.&quot;Say, do you know who I am?&quot; asked the girl.&quot;No.&quot;&quot;I'm the principal's daughter.&quot;&quot;And do you know who I am?&quot; asked Johnny. &quot;No,&quot; she replied.&quot;Thank goodness!&quot;-----------------------------------Rest Room Philosophizing...&nbsp; &nbsp;BEAUTY IS ONLY A LIGHT SWITCH AWAY- Perkins Library. Duke UniversityI'VE DECIDED THAT TO RAISE MY GRADES I MUST LOWER MY STANDARDS.- Houghton Library, Harvard University.IF LIFE IS A WASTE OF TIME AND TIME IS A WASTE OF LIFE, THEN LET'S ALL GET WASTED TOGETHER AND HAVE THE TIME OF OUR LIVES.- Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C.IF BUSH WERE CAPTAIN OF THE TITANIC, HE'D SAY WE WERE STOPPING FOR ICE.- Smoky Joe's, PhiladelphiaREMEMBER, IT'S NOT, &quot;HOW HIGH ARE YOU?&quot; IT'S &quot;HI, HOW ARE YOU?&quot;- Rest Stop off Route 81, West VirginiaBEWARE OF LIMBO DANCERS- Bottom of a stall door, Women's bathroom, Broad Ripple Brew Pub, IndianapolisROME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY... THAT'S BECAUSE IT WAS A GOVERNMENT JOB.- Women's restroom. CincinattiI'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME THAN A FRONTAL LABOTOMY.- Bailey Howe Library, University of Vermont.HEY, YOUR KARMA JUST RAN OVER MY DOGMA.- Blueberry Hill, St. Louis MOFLUSH TWICE, IT'S A LONG WAY TO THE KITCHEN.- Restroom, Washakie Cafeteria, University of WyomingGOD MADE POT, MAN MADE BEER. WHO DO YOU TRUST.- The Irish Times, Washington, D.C.NO MATTER HOW GOOD SHE LOOKS, SOME OTHER GUY IS SICK AND TIRED OF PUTTING UP WITH HER &lt;expletive deleted&gt;.- Men's room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NCAT THE FEAST OF EGO, EVERYONE LEAVES HUNGRY.- Bently's House of coffee and tea, Tucson, AZCHRIS-JUST REMEMBER THAT THIS DOLLAR IS NOT TO BE SPENT UNTIL EVERYTHING BETWEEN US IS OVER (COMPLETLY!!). PLEASE REMEMBER THAT I LOVE YOU !!!! - TORI- On dollar bill F602225237IT'S HARD TO MAKE A COMEBACK WHEN YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ANYWHERE.- written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, AZMAKE LOVE, NOT WAR. HELL DO BOTH, GET MARRIED.- Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, MTIF VOTING COULD REALLY CHANGE THINGS, IT WOULD BE ILLEGAL.- Revolution Books, NYTHIS BUBBLE GUM TASTES LIKE RUBBER. YEAH, BUT IT LASTS A LONG TIME. AND IT BLOWS GREAT BUBBLES.- Codom machine. Missoula, MTA WOMAN'S RULE OF THUMB, IF IT HAS TIRES OR TESTICLES, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TROUBLE WITH IT.- Women's restroom, Dallas, TXJESUS SAVES! BUT WOULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN BETTER IF HE WOULD HAVE INVESTED.- Mens restroom, American UniversityJUST 'CAUSE IT'S CLEAN DON'T MEAN IT'S FRESH.- Port-O'-John's, Acadia Nat'l Park, MaineIF PRO IS OPPOSITE OF CON, THEN WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF PROGRESS? CONGRESS.- Men's restroom, House of Representatives, Washington, D.C.BILL CLINTON THREW UP HERE.- The Oyster Bar. Little Rock, AKLSD CONSUMES 47 TIMES ITS WEIGHT IN EXCESS REALITY.- mens room The 400 Bar, Minneapolis, MN--The Sigil</blockquote>

[QUOTE="The Sigil, post: 264256, member: 2013"] [b]Three for the price of one...[/b] "What is it that hangs on the wall, is green, wet -- and whistles?" I knit my brow and thought and thought, and in final perplexity gave up. "A herring," said my father. "A herring," I echoed. "A herring doesn't hang on the wall!" "So hang it there." "But a herring isn't green!" I protested. "Paint it." "But a herring isn't wet." "If it's just painted it's still wet." "But -- " I sputtered, summoning all my outrage, "-- a herring doesn't whistle!!" "Right, " smiled my father. "I just put that in to make it hard." -- Leo Rosten, "The Joys of Yiddish" ---------- "Isn't the principal a dummy!" Johnny said to a girl. "Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl. "No." "I'm the principal's daughter." "And do you know who I am?" asked Johnny. "No," she replied. "Thank goodness!" ----------------------------------- Rest Room Philosophizing... BEAUTY IS ONLY A LIGHT SWITCH AWAY - Perkins Library. Duke University I'VE DECIDED THAT TO RAISE MY GRADES I MUST LOWER MY STANDARDS. - Houghton Library, Harvard University. IF LIFE IS A WASTE OF TIME AND TIME IS A WASTE OF LIFE, THEN LET'S ALL GET WASTED TOGETHER AND HAVE THE TIME OF OUR LIVES. - Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C. IF BUSH WERE CAPTAIN OF THE TITANIC, HE'D SAY WE WERE STOPPING FOR ICE. - Smoky Joe's, Philadelphia REMEMBER, IT'S NOT, "HOW HIGH ARE YOU?" IT'S "HI, HOW ARE YOU?" - Rest Stop off Route 81, West Virginia BEWARE OF LIMBO DANCERS - Bottom of a stall door, Women's bathroom, Broad Ripple Brew Pub, Indianapolis ROME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY... THAT'S BECAUSE IT WAS A GOVERNMENT JOB. - Women's restroom. Cincinatti I'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME THAN A FRONTAL LABOTOMY. - Bailey Howe Library, University of Vermont. HEY, YOUR KARMA JUST RAN OVER MY DOGMA. - Blueberry Hill, St. Louis MO FLUSH TWICE, IT'S A LONG WAY TO THE KITCHEN. - Restroom, Washakie Cafeteria, University of Wyoming GOD MADE POT, MAN MADE BEER. WHO DO YOU TRUST. - The Irish Times, Washington, D.C. NO MATTER HOW GOOD SHE LOOKS, SOME OTHER GUY IS SICK AND TIRED OF PUTTING UP WITH HER <expletive deleted>. - Men's room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC AT THE FEAST OF EGO, EVERYONE LEAVES HUNGRY. - Bently's House of coffee and tea, Tucson, AZ CHRIS-JUST REMEMBER THAT THIS DOLLAR IS NOT TO BE SPENT UNTIL EVERYTHING BETWEEN US IS OVER (COMPLETLY!!). PLEASE REMEMBER THAT I LOVE YOU !!!! - TORI - On dollar bill F602225237 IT'S HARD TO MAKE A COMEBACK WHEN YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ANYWHERE. - written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, AZ MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR. HELL DO BOTH, GET MARRIED. - Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT IF VOTING COULD REALLY CHANGE THINGS, IT WOULD BE ILLEGAL. - Revolution Books, NY THIS BUBBLE GUM TASTES LIKE RUBBER. YEAH, BUT IT LASTS A LONG TIME. AND IT BLOWS GREAT BUBBLES. - Codom machine. Missoula, MT A WOMAN'S RULE OF THUMB, IF IT HAS TIRES OR TESTICLES, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TROUBLE WITH IT. - Women's restroom, Dallas, TX JESUS SAVES! BUT WOULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN BETTER IF HE WOULD HAVE INVESTED. - Mens restroom, American University JUST 'CAUSE IT'S CLEAN DON'T MEAN IT'S FRESH. - Port-O'-John's, Acadia Nat'l Park, Maine IF PRO IS OPPOSITE OF CON, THEN WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF PROGRESS? CONGRESS. - Men's restroom, House of Representatives, Washington, D.C. BILL CLINTON THREW UP HERE. - The Oyster Bar. Little Rock, AK LSD CONSUMES 47 TIMES ITS WEIGHT IN EXCESS REALITY. - mens room The 400 Bar, Minneapolis, MN --The Sigil [/QUOTE]

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