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<blockquote data-quote="DungeonKeeperUK" data-source="post: 264421" data-attributes="member: 689">PuntasticDid you hear about the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper....... He sold his soul to SantaDid you hear about the Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac....... He laid awake at night wondering if there was a DogDid you hear about the Dyslexic Pimp....... He bought a Warehouse_______________________________Theres a large Chess Competition at a rather posh and extravagant hotel, during a break in the mind acheing ga,mes all the players retire to the hotel entrance for a drink and discuss the days chess playing.Half way through the chatting the Hotel Manager appears, shouting and waveing his hands..&quot;Out of here, all of you out of here now!!!&quot;&quot;Whats the problem?&quot; pipes up Will Tooley, a some what short devious player of the game...&quot;If theres one thing I hate&quot; says the manager &quot;Its Chess Nuts Boasting in an Open Foyer&quot; _____________________________________A Horse walks into a bar..&quot;Whats with the long face&quot; asks the Bar man_____________________________________At the back of a cinema a boy and girl are kissing somewhat passionately, until they fianlly stop to come up for air.&quot;Look&quot; pants the boy &quot;I really love kissing you, but will you please stop passing me your chewing gum&quot;&quot;Thats not chewing gum&quot; replies the girl &quot;I've got Bronchitus...&quot;_____________________________________My apologies... and goodnight...Mr Troman</blockquote>

[QUOTE="DungeonKeeperUK, post: 264421, member: 689"] [b]Puntastic[/b] Did you hear about the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper... .... He sold his soul to Santa Did you hear about the Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac... .... He laid awake at night wondering if there was a Dog Did you hear about the Dyslexic Pimp... .... He bought a Warehouse _______________________________ Theres a large Chess Competition at a rather posh and extravagant hotel, during a break in the mind acheing ga,mes all the players retire to the hotel entrance for a drink and discuss the days chess playing. Half way through the chatting the Hotel Manager appears, shouting and waveing his hands.. "Out of here, all of you out of here now!!!" "Whats the problem?" pipes up Will Tooley, a some what short devious player of the game... "If theres one thing I hate" says the manager "Its Chess Nuts Boasting in an Open Foyer" _____________________________________ A Horse walks into a bar.. "Whats with the long face" asks the Bar man _____________________________________ At the back of a cinema a boy and girl are kissing somewhat passionately, until they fianlly stop to come up for air. "Look" pants the boy "I really love kissing you, but will you please stop passing me your chewing gum" "Thats not chewing gum" replies the girl "I've got Bronchitus..." _____________________________________ My apologies... and goodnight... Mr Troman [/QUOTE]

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