BigFreekinGoblinoid
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read on gamingreport.com // http://www.gamingreport.com/article.php?sid=8009&mode=thread&order=0
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Damon White Reports: "For a limited time, Fast Forward Entertainment, Inc. is offering true believers a chance to be a lifetime subscriber to all of Fast Forward’s products. Yessiree, Bob! For the low, low price of $2000.00 US, you will receive one of every product Fast Forward makes from the time you send in your
money until the day you stop rolling dice for good! This is an opportunity that will not last very long.
Back in the day, a young company by the name of Tactical Studies Rules offered a lifetime subscription for $450 (not being a lifetime subscriber, I can’t tell you the amount for sure), and people I personally know, to this day, are still receiving products from TSR! For that small investment, they have received thousands of dollars worth of product (not to mention the collector value).
Just to show you what a great value this is, if you took one of every Fast Forward product from our first release in July of 2000 to the releases scheduled to ship this year, you would have OVER $2000.00 retail value already!
So here is what you have to do: Send in $2000.00 US (or do a PayPal transfer to us) and your name, address, and special ID will be held in a very special location at Fast Forward. From there, every quarter a large box will arrive at your doorstep filled with all the latest releases from the prolific fingers of Fast Forward. Every three months. Forever!
Where else can you get such a return on your investment? If you put your money in the stock market (based on recent history, hee, hee) you will earn your $2000.00 back in about 25 years or so, if at all. Or you can send your $2000.00 to that Nigerian guy that keeps emailing you and hope you get your share of $30,000,000.00 (yeah….that’s gonna happen), or you can put that money in the bank getting a whopping 1% interest for the next three years and end up with enough money made in interest to buy dinner at McBurger’s and not use the Dollar menu. Or….you can be rolling in games for the rest of your life! The choice is simple.
Here’s where you need to send your cash to get your games:
Fast Forward Entertainment, Inc.
772 W. Main St. Suite 205
Lake Geneva, WI 53147
Or you can use PayPal to sales@fastforwardgames.com
Or you can call us directly at 262-348-0440 and we’ll get all your information over the phone (and you get to talk to the stunning Fast Forward crew directly)."
John Danovich
VP Sales & Marketing
Fast Forward Entertainment, Inc.
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BFG says:
I thought the part about the TSR subscribers still gettiing product
seems a bit far-fetched... But hey, what do I know?
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Damon White Reports: "For a limited time, Fast Forward Entertainment, Inc. is offering true believers a chance to be a lifetime subscriber to all of Fast Forward’s products. Yessiree, Bob! For the low, low price of $2000.00 US, you will receive one of every product Fast Forward makes from the time you send in your
money until the day you stop rolling dice for good! This is an opportunity that will not last very long.
Back in the day, a young company by the name of Tactical Studies Rules offered a lifetime subscription for $450 (not being a lifetime subscriber, I can’t tell you the amount for sure), and people I personally know, to this day, are still receiving products from TSR! For that small investment, they have received thousands of dollars worth of product (not to mention the collector value).
Just to show you what a great value this is, if you took one of every Fast Forward product from our first release in July of 2000 to the releases scheduled to ship this year, you would have OVER $2000.00 retail value already!
So here is what you have to do: Send in $2000.00 US (or do a PayPal transfer to us) and your name, address, and special ID will be held in a very special location at Fast Forward. From there, every quarter a large box will arrive at your doorstep filled with all the latest releases from the prolific fingers of Fast Forward. Every three months. Forever!
Where else can you get such a return on your investment? If you put your money in the stock market (based on recent history, hee, hee) you will earn your $2000.00 back in about 25 years or so, if at all. Or you can send your $2000.00 to that Nigerian guy that keeps emailing you and hope you get your share of $30,000,000.00 (yeah….that’s gonna happen), or you can put that money in the bank getting a whopping 1% interest for the next three years and end up with enough money made in interest to buy dinner at McBurger’s and not use the Dollar menu. Or….you can be rolling in games for the rest of your life! The choice is simple.
Here’s where you need to send your cash to get your games:
Fast Forward Entertainment, Inc.
772 W. Main St. Suite 205
Lake Geneva, WI 53147
Or you can use PayPal to sales@fastforwardgames.com
Or you can call us directly at 262-348-0440 and we’ll get all your information over the phone (and you get to talk to the stunning Fast Forward crew directly)."
John Danovich
VP Sales & Marketing
Fast Forward Entertainment, Inc.
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BFG says:
I thought the part about the TSR subscribers still gettiing product
seems a bit far-fetched... But hey, what do I know?