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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Barendd Nobeard" data-source="post: 1400772" data-attributes="member: 960">For this movie-related thread, a quotation from a movie seems appropriate:"Be afraid.  Be very afraid."<img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D"  data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" />I am not pushy when it comes to winning prizes.  All good things come to those who wait, and all that.  So, what do I have to do to collect this prize?  Dance the hootchie-gootchie at GenCon after acting out all the prestige classes from The Book of Erotic Whatever-the-hell-its-called with Anthony Valterra?The acceptance speech is almost ready.  It is seven pages long, but I'm just going to post the five page version.  Then, next fall, I'll release the extended version which will include not only the full seven pages, but also several behind-the-scenes interviews, a completely re-worked musical score, and a second speech filled with several extras which will extend the entire reading pleasure to 27 pages!  And it'll come in a nifty gift set, with a resin statue of me in my "rat bastardy merchant" pose.</blockquote>