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2009 Razzies
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Brown Jenkin
First Post
I would like to nominate the Razzie site for a Razzie for worst web site.
For those who don't want to deal with this site here are the nominees.
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Worst Picture:
Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans (Two Movies — One Berry Badly Beaten Dead Horse of a Concept!) - Lionsgate, 20th Century Fox
The Happening - 20th Century-Fox
The Hottie and The Nottie - Regent Releasing/Purple Pictures
In The Name of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale - Boll Kg/Brightlight Pictures
The Love Guru - Paramount
Worst Actor:
Larry the Cable Guy - WITLESS PROTECTION
Eddie Murphy - MEET DAVE
Mike Myers - THE LOVE GURU
Al Pacino - 88 MINUTES and RIGHTEOUS KILL
Mark Wahlberg - THE HAPPENING and MAX PAYNE
Worst Actress:
Jessica Alba - THE EYE and THE LOVE GURU
The Cast of THE WOMEN (Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Jada Pinkett-Smith and Meg Ryan)
Cameron Diaz - WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS
Paris Hilton -THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE
Kate Hudson - FOOLS’ GOLD and MY BEST FRIEND’S GIRL
Worst Supporting Actor:
Uwe Boll (as Himself) - Uwe Boll’s POSTAL
Pierce Brosnan - MAMMA MIA!
Ben Kingsley - THE LOVE GURU and WAR, INC. and THE WACKNESS
Burt Reynolds - DEAL and IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE
Verne Troyer - THE LOVE GURU and Uwe Boll’s POSTAL
Worst Supporting Actress:
Carmen Electra - DISASTER MOVIE and MEET THE SPARTANS
Paris Hilton - REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA
Kim Kardashian - DISASTER MOVIE
Jenny McCarthy - WITLESS PROTECTION
Leelee Sobieski - 88 MINUTES and IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE
Worst Screen Couple:
Uwe Boll & ANY Actor, Camera or Screenplay
Cameron Diaz & Ashton Kutcher - WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS
Paris Hilton - and either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE
Larry the Cable Guy & Jenny McCarthy - WITLESS PROTECTION
Eddie Murphy IN Eddie Murphy - MEET DAVE
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel:
The Day The Earth Blowed Up Real Good
Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans
Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull
Speed Racer
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Worst Director:
Uwe Boll - 1968: TUNNEL RATS and IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE and POSTAL
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer - DISASTER MOVIE and MEET THE SPARTANS
Tom Putnam - THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE
Marco Schnabel - THE LOVE GURU
M. Night Shyamalan - THE HAPPENING
Worst Screenplay:
Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans - Both Written By Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer
The Happening - Written By M. Night Shyamalan
The Hottie And The Nottie - Written By Heidi Ferrer
In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale - Screenplay By Doug Taylor
The Love Guru - Written By Mike Myers & Graham Gordy
Worst Career Achievement (Special Category!):
Uwe Boll (Germany’s Answer to Ed Wood)
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For those who don't want to deal with this site here are the nominees.
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Worst Picture:
Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans (Two Movies — One Berry Badly Beaten Dead Horse of a Concept!) - Lionsgate, 20th Century Fox
The Happening - 20th Century-Fox
The Hottie and The Nottie - Regent Releasing/Purple Pictures
In The Name of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale - Boll Kg/Brightlight Pictures
The Love Guru - Paramount
Worst Actor:
Larry the Cable Guy - WITLESS PROTECTION
Eddie Murphy - MEET DAVE
Mike Myers - THE LOVE GURU
Al Pacino - 88 MINUTES and RIGHTEOUS KILL
Mark Wahlberg - THE HAPPENING and MAX PAYNE
Worst Actress:
Jessica Alba - THE EYE and THE LOVE GURU
The Cast of THE WOMEN (Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Jada Pinkett-Smith and Meg Ryan)
Cameron Diaz - WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS
Paris Hilton -THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE
Kate Hudson - FOOLS’ GOLD and MY BEST FRIEND’S GIRL
Worst Supporting Actor:
Uwe Boll (as Himself) - Uwe Boll’s POSTAL
Pierce Brosnan - MAMMA MIA!
Ben Kingsley - THE LOVE GURU and WAR, INC. and THE WACKNESS
Burt Reynolds - DEAL and IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE
Verne Troyer - THE LOVE GURU and Uwe Boll’s POSTAL
Worst Supporting Actress:
Carmen Electra - DISASTER MOVIE and MEET THE SPARTANS
Paris Hilton - REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA
Kim Kardashian - DISASTER MOVIE
Jenny McCarthy - WITLESS PROTECTION
Leelee Sobieski - 88 MINUTES and IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE
Worst Screen Couple:
Uwe Boll & ANY Actor, Camera or Screenplay
Cameron Diaz & Ashton Kutcher - WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS
Paris Hilton - and either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE
Larry the Cable Guy & Jenny McCarthy - WITLESS PROTECTION
Eddie Murphy IN Eddie Murphy - MEET DAVE
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel:
The Day The Earth Blowed Up Real Good
Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans
Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull
Speed Racer
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Worst Director:
Uwe Boll - 1968: TUNNEL RATS and IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE and POSTAL
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer - DISASTER MOVIE and MEET THE SPARTANS
Tom Putnam - THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE
Marco Schnabel - THE LOVE GURU
M. Night Shyamalan - THE HAPPENING
Worst Screenplay:
Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans - Both Written By Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer
The Happening - Written By M. Night Shyamalan
The Hottie And The Nottie - Written By Heidi Ferrer
In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale - Screenplay By Doug Taylor
The Love Guru - Written By Mike Myers & Graham Gordy
Worst Career Achievement (Special Category!):
Uwe Boll (Germany’s Answer to Ed Wood)
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Brown Jenkin
First Post
My personal choices would be:
Worst Picture:
The Hottie and The Nottie - Regent Releasing/Purple Pictures
(A Paris Hilton movie, nuff said)
Worst Actor:
Larry the Cable Guy - WITLESS PROTECTION
(Stick to stand up)
Worst Actress:
The Cast of THE WOMEN (Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Jada Pinkett-Smith and Meg Ryan)
(The only reason to not vote for Paris is she shouldn't be rewarded as that would only encourage her)
Worst Supporting Actor:
Uwe Boll (as Himself) - Uwe Boll’s POSTAL
(Uwe Boll deserves a real reward)
Worst Supporting Actress:
Kim Kardashian - DISASTER MOVIE
(The only reason to not vote for Paris is she shouldn't be rewarded as that would only encourage her plus Kim Kardashian shouldn't be in movies)
Worst Screen Couple:
Eddie Murphy IN Eddie Murphy - MEET DAVE
(Uwe Boll is getting a lifetime achievement award so Eddie should get this)
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel:
Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans
(I hate this type of movie)
Worst Director:
Tom Putnam - THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE
(Even Uwe Boll wouldn't direct a Paris Hilton movie)
Worst Screenplay:
The Hottie And The Nottie - Written By Heidi Ferrer
(Why would anyone write a Paris Hilton movie?)
Worst Career Achievement (Special Category!):
Uwe Boll (Germany’s Answer to Ed Wood)
(Its good to see his achievements recognized)
Worst Picture:
The Hottie and The Nottie - Regent Releasing/Purple Pictures
(A Paris Hilton movie, nuff said)
Worst Actor:
Larry the Cable Guy - WITLESS PROTECTION
(Stick to stand up)
Worst Actress:
The Cast of THE WOMEN (Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Jada Pinkett-Smith and Meg Ryan)
(The only reason to not vote for Paris is she shouldn't be rewarded as that would only encourage her)
Worst Supporting Actor:
Uwe Boll (as Himself) - Uwe Boll’s POSTAL
(Uwe Boll deserves a real reward)
Worst Supporting Actress:
Kim Kardashian - DISASTER MOVIE
(The only reason to not vote for Paris is she shouldn't be rewarded as that would only encourage her plus Kim Kardashian shouldn't be in movies)
Worst Screen Couple:
Eddie Murphy IN Eddie Murphy - MEET DAVE
(Uwe Boll is getting a lifetime achievement award so Eddie should get this)
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel:
Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans
(I hate this type of movie)
Worst Director:
Tom Putnam - THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE
(Even Uwe Boll wouldn't direct a Paris Hilton movie)
Worst Screenplay:
The Hottie And The Nottie - Written By Heidi Ferrer
(Why would anyone write a Paris Hilton movie?)
Worst Career Achievement (Special Category!):
Uwe Boll (Germany’s Answer to Ed Wood)
(Its good to see his achievements recognized)
hafrogman
Adventurer
I must admit, until this thread, I had managed to avoid even hearing of this movie. And now that I've looked it up, I'm . . . speechless. But I think my absolute favorite part is the truly epic earnings for this movie, even when considered for the number of theatres it opened in. The average of four viewers per screening. . . that's just classic.
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