Menu
News
All News
Dungeons & Dragons
Level Up: Advanced 5th Edition
Pathfinder
Starfinder
Warhammer
2d20 System
Year Zero Engine
Industry News
Reviews
Dragon Reflections
White Dwarf Reflections
Columns
Weekly Digests
Weekly News Digest
Freebies, Sales & Bundles
RPG Print News
RPG Crowdfunding News
Game Content
ENterplanetary DimENsions
Mythological Figures
Opinion
Worlds of Design
Peregrine's Nest
RPG Evolution
Other Columns
From the Freelancing Frontline
Monster ENcyclopedia
WotC/TSR Alumni Look Back
4 Hours w/RSD (Ryan Dancey)
The Road to 3E (Jonathan Tweet)
Greenwood's Realms (Ed Greenwood)
Drawmij's TSR (Jim Ward)
Community
Forums & Topics
Forum List
Latest Posts
Forum list
*Dungeons & Dragons
Level Up: Advanced 5th Edition
D&D Older Editions, OSR, & D&D Variants
*TTRPGs General
*Pathfinder & Starfinder
EN Publishing
*Geek Talk & Media
Search forums
Chat/Discord
Resources
Wiki
Pages
Latest activity
Media
New media
New comments
Search media
Downloads
Latest reviews
Search resources
EN Publishing
Store
EN5ider
Adventures in ZEITGEIST
Awfully Cheerful Engine
What's OLD is NEW
Judge Dredd & The Worlds Of 2000AD
War of the Burning Sky
Level Up: Advanced 5E
Events & Releases
Upcoming Events
Private Events
Featured Events
Socials!
EN Publishing
Twitter
BlueSky
Facebook
Instagram
EN World
BlueSky
YouTube
Facebook
Twitter
Twitch
Podcast
Features
Million Dollar TTRPG Crowdfunders
Most Anticipated Tabletop RPGs Of The Year
Tabletop RPG Podcast Hall of Fame
Eric Noah's Unofficial D&D 3rd Edition News
Top 5 RPGs Compiled Charts 2004-Present
Adventure Game Industry Market Research Summary (RPGs) V1.0
Ryan Dancey: Acquiring TSR
Q&A With Gary Gygax
D&D Rules FAQs
TSR, WotC, & Paizo: A Comparative History
D&D Pronunciation Guide
D&D in the Mainstream
D&D & RPG History
About Morrus
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
Forums & Topics
Forum List
Latest Posts
Forum list
*Dungeons & Dragons
Level Up: Advanced 5th Edition
D&D Older Editions, OSR, & D&D Variants
*TTRPGs General
*Pathfinder & Starfinder
EN Publishing
*Geek Talk & Media
Search forums
Chat/Discord
Menu
Log in
Register
Install the app
Install
Upgrade your account to a Community Supporter account and remove most of the site ads.
ShortQuests -- individual adventure modules! An all-new collection of digest-sized D&D adventures designed to plug in to your game.
Community
General Tabletop Discussion
*TTRPGs General
[3.5] Craptacualr Stats
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Message
<blockquote data-quote="GravyFingerz" data-source="post: 985326" data-attributes="member: 77"><p>Check out today's news post at <a href="http://Penny Arcade" target="_blank">http://www.penny-arcade.com/</a> to figure out why this is funny (and even then, it might not be that funny). Note, if you are offended by off color language and swearing, then you prolly don't wanna check out that link.</p><p></p><p><strong>Craptacualr</strong></p><p><strong>Large Animal</strong></p><p><strong>Hit Dice:</strong> 9d8+45 (86 hp)</p><p><strong>Initiative:</strong> +1 (Dex)</p><p><strong>Speed:</strong> 40 ft.</p><p><strong>AC:</strong> 17 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +7 natural)</p><p><strong>Base Attack/Grapple:</strong> +6/+20</p><p><strong>Attack:</strong> Claw +17 melee</p><p><strong>Full Attack:</strong> 2 claws +17 melee, bite +12 melee</p><p><strong>Damage:</strong> Claw 1d8+10, bite 2d8+5</p><p><strong>Face/Reach:</strong> 10 ft./5 ft.</p><p><strong>Special Attacks:</strong> Improved Grab</p><p><strong>Special Qualities:</strong> Comma Confusion, Nature's Gentle Giant, Scent</p><p><strong>Saves:</strong> Fort +13, Ref +7, Will +4</p><p><strong>Abilities:</strong> Str 30, Dex 12, Con 20, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 6.</p><p><strong>Skills:</strong> Listen +4, Spot +4, Swim +13</p><p><strong>Feats:</strong> Endurance, Great Fortitude, Weapon Focus (bite), Weapon Focus (claw)</p><p><strong>Climate/Terrain:</strong> High Forests</p><p><strong>Orginization:</strong> Solitary</p><p><strong>Challenge Rating:</strong> 5</p><p><strong>Treasure:</strong> None</p><p><strong>Alignment:</strong> Always Neutral</p><p><strong>Advancement:</strong> 10-13 HD (Large)</p><p></p><p>The Craptacualr makes its home in high forests and dines mostly on fish and psychotropic plants. They are poor spellers and are mystified by commas. </p><p></p><p><em>Comma Confusion (Ex):</em> If a comma is presented in front of a Craptacualr, it acts as if under the effects of a <em>hold animal</em> spell for as long as the comma is presented (the Craptacualr receives no saving throw).</p><p></p><p><em>Nature's Gentle Giant (Ex):</em> Druids and Rangers receive a +4 circumstance bonus on Wild Empathy checks against Craptacualrs.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="GravyFingerz, post: 985326, member: 77"] Check out today's news post at [URL=Penny Arcade]http://www.penny-arcade.com/[/URL] to figure out why this is funny (and even then, it might not be that funny). Note, if you are offended by off color language and swearing, then you prolly don't wanna check out that link. [b]Craptacualr Large Animal[/b] [b]Hit Dice:[/b] 9d8+45 (86 hp) [b]Initiative:[/b] +1 (Dex) [b]Speed:[/b] 40 ft. [b]AC:[/b] 17 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +7 natural) [b]Base Attack/Grapple:[/b] +6/+20 [b]Attack:[/b] Claw +17 melee [b]Full Attack:[/b] 2 claws +17 melee, bite +12 melee [b]Damage:[/b] Claw 1d8+10, bite 2d8+5 [b]Face/Reach:[/b] 10 ft./5 ft. [b]Special Attacks:[/b] Improved Grab [b]Special Qualities:[/b] Comma Confusion, Nature's Gentle Giant, Scent [b]Saves:[/b] Fort +13, Ref +7, Will +4 [b]Abilities:[/b] Str 30, Dex 12, Con 20, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 6. [b]Skills:[/b] Listen +4, Spot +4, Swim +13 [b]Feats:[/b] Endurance, Great Fortitude, Weapon Focus (bite), Weapon Focus (claw) [b]Climate/Terrain:[/b] High Forests [b]Orginization:[/b] Solitary [b]Challenge Rating:[/b] 5 [b]Treasure:[/b] None [b]Alignment:[/b] Always Neutral [b]Advancement:[/b] 10-13 HD (Large) The Craptacualr makes its home in high forests and dines mostly on fish and psychotropic plants. They are poor spellers and are mystified by commas. [i]Comma Confusion (Ex):[/i] If a comma is presented in front of a Craptacualr, it acts as if under the effects of a [i]hold animal[/i] spell for as long as the comma is presented (the Craptacualr receives no saving throw). [i]Nature's Gentle Giant (Ex):[/i] Druids and Rangers receive a +4 circumstance bonus on Wild Empathy checks against Craptacualrs. [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
Community
General Tabletop Discussion
*TTRPGs General
[3.5] Craptacualr Stats
Top
