"Morrus realises that all those books he never uses anymore might actually have a use beyond placemats and fixing the wobble on his table. Sadly, he took the one from the table out first."
"FOR SALE: D&D 1e Players Handbook. Mint condition, aside from one giant tomato sauce stain on the front. Also has pages with no ink on them. WARNING: Do not put in washing machine. Trust me."