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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Jeremy" data-source="post: 5352133" data-attributes="member: 4036">I hope you enjoy our little 4e romp through this old school adventure.  If you read this, please take a second to post any old thing it reminds you of, or any bits you like, or even any questions you might have. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" />***Uthal vs the Plot Hook<img src="http://www.koboldcompany.com/images/goliath_barbarians.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" /> Took Galladon to cheapest inn can find.  Little monies left.  Put little man in room and tell him to stay or me make him sleep way Uthal momma make him sleep.  Later fancy pants man ask Uthal if me want to smash little not-goblins for day.  Fancy pants say money good.  Tell Galladon, him laugh and ask for him cut.  Fancy pants man have pretty knife ear girl, silly dress man, and big metal man.  Him not am big Uthal, but big for little folk.  Seem nice, hope not die like Hulburg peoples.  Fancy pants also make nice with big smurf.  Not am know what smurf is.  Big blue thing with glowy eyes.  Find out later him crazy Tempus battle brother.  That good.  Hope him live longer than last one.  Leave Phlan by gate, guard say gate close at night.  Rest of town falling down, fun to climb on.  Would race tribe through, be fun.  Crappy town different around well part.  Streets am have road blocks and not-goblin patrols.  Crazy smurf ambush one patrol.  Bleed lots of blue stuff everywhere.  Knife ear lady blow up whole mess of not-goblins.  Metal man not am let people get away him, even sneaky not-goblins.  Him sword faster than look, pretty bright sword.  Not-goblin in dress am hurt Uthal.  Me am hurt him back.  Not-goblin not write journal tonight.  Fancy pants man make Uthal feel better after.  Keep going toward well fort.  Well fort falling apart.  Climb over fallen down wall, squish not-goblin lizards.  Not-goblins make complicated machine.  Uthal lower others down well with machine.  Well big and deep, knife ear say there door.  Me climb down after write this.  ***Uthal vs Friendly Fire  Metal man fail to open door down well shaft, no blame, when Uthal get down there not-goblins know how make tough doors.  Take long time but bash door to little room with another stupid door.  This door hard too, take time and make lots noise.  Not-goblins line up with little sticks and make gunk on floor.  Uthal ok with knife ear, smurf, fancy pants, and silly robe making light show until all not-goblins stop barking but metal man get face full of gunk and charge in.  Metal man not smart but plenty brave.  Father like him.  Me not get shamed by metal man so me charge in too.  Both Uthal and metal man fall in gunk but Uthal big and push past little not-goblins.  Don't matter none, not-goblin curse make all tribe miss all time.  This bad because not-goblins is trained like army this time and hit good.  Me not see straight, but Uthal tough, shake it off.  Metal man do better, him hard to make bleed even when on back in gunk.  Others try and try but not-goblin curse too strong and they miss too much.  Me think time go back to no gunk small room but then knife ear make Uthal head hurt and Uthal see red.  Start smashing not-goblins hard as me can and they bleed now too.  Tribe start killing them and me smash through one to get to not-goblin in dress.  Then knife ear make Uthal head hurt very bad and me not remember much after that.  Think me wake up but then see bad lights and go back sleep.  Uthal guess tribe win because Uthal wake up later.  Smurf want run away but Uthal tough, fine to keep going.  Metal man stand funny until him feel better.  Not make him any better open not-goblin doors.  Little dogs build good.  Knife ear blame Uthal for knife ear keep hurting Uthal.  Me wait in back but she make with little lights now instead of big booms and metal man look very busy with lots of not-goblins in next room.  So me charge but head still ringing and miss lots.  Not-goblins think that make me little no-stone and they poke me full holes instead of metal man.  Tribe kill lots and Uthal kill one before stand back with fancy pants.  Kill one make Uthal feel better.  <a href="http://img839.imageshack.us/i/dd001.jpg/" target="_blank"><img src="http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/2598/dd001.th.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" /></a>By <a href="http://profile.imageshack.us/user/jairami" target="_blank">jairami</a> at 2010-10-19Lots of small hallways and columns everywhere not good for normal-sized Uthal, make Uthal get poked lots.  Tribe kill rest while Uthal charge and miss another not-goblin.  Me sad shame tribe.  Wait in room with little not-goblin bodies and write this while tribe check doors.  Metal man fall in hole but Uthal pull out with rope him bring.  Uthal smart stoneblessed.  Tribe no know how cross little hole in ground, eventually make lots of booms against door past hole and see lots more not goblins.  This time me stay back wait until lots of lights make not-goblins dead or come to Uthal.  Maybe am not make knife ear mad again.</blockquote>

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