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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Jeremy" data-source="post: 5352139" data-attributes="member: 4036">Uthal vs Common SenseSo Uthal going to stay back this time.  Learn me lesson.  Yeah, that no last long.  Metal man run and jump over pit spike hole and go through broke door.  Little not-goblin sleep room with lots of little not-goblins.  They got tough little leader with them and another twinkle-finger.  Metal man land and flail about with him sword but not-goblins just too short to reach.  Then one use dirty trick and trip metal man back into pit.  Metal man all covered in blood again.  Uthal should stay back and let fancy pants and silly dress hurt not-goblins.  Knife ear get right up front and make big boom and throw back not-goblins.  Tribe doing just fine with no Uthal, stay back and protect tribe be smart thing do.  Uthal so dumb.  Me charge and jump over hole with metal man in it.  Uthal press him way through little not-goblins and try to smash them back.  Last time Uthal with this many not-goblins knife ear almost kill him.  Dumb Uthal.  Galladon mad me not live to give him cut.  Not-goblin leader knock Uthal silly and others try same trick metal man fall for to drop Uthal on metal man.  But Granny Uthal not raise no airsick lowlander, Uthal have roots too strong for puny not-goblin.  Knife ear, silly dress, and fancy pants all make pretty lights at not-goblin leader and him look pretty messed up.  Knife ear no miss and no hit Uthal.  Uthal lucky day.  Metal man climb back out of hole and look mess, but fancy pants say it not so bad and dumb metal man believe him.  Believe him so much him actually look better.  Me confused.  Metal man fight with not goblins while Uthal get him wits back about him.  Har har!  Uthal have wits.  Galladon laugh that.  Uthal get really good crack at not-goblin then hit little guy again while him see stars and metal man work with fancy pants to get right in middle of all not-goblins and make big bright light!  Not-goblins not like this and most try to poke him full holes for it.  Try, but not do.  Metal man good with him metal board stuck on arm.  Uthal almost not notice little not-goblin trying poke him.  Him must still be see stars cause him keep poking and missing.  Uthal not small like not-goblin, how miss big target so much?  Fancy pants make fun of him.  After bright light tribe crush little not-goblins.  Everyone line up really good shots and in blink only three not-goblins still staggering around leaking everywhere.  Knife ear take big boom and make really small and blow up right in twinkle-finger not-goblin face, boom so compressed when it blow it hurt nearby not-goblins but not metal man that right there.  Knife ear much better aim now!  Twinkle-finger move not-goblins around and one get him spear in Uthal belly.  Uthal not stop bleeding in middle of not-goblins this time, smash not-goblin back then jump back across pit.  Fancy pants and silly dress go in and finish up while Uthal catch him breath leaking out hole in gut.  No find another way out of sleep room so grab stuff and leave.  Me pretty tough but very tired from lots of fighting and leaking blood.  But others not want stop and metal man just like being poked full of holes so go back through great room and down opposite hall from sleep room.  Metal man boot down door (guess good doors back in well hole) and find bunch of lizards and not-goblins.  Metal man hold door while tribe hit lizards with lots pretty lights.  Uthal throw dwarven bow and help little.  Not-goblins want to poke us full holes but no get past lizards and metal man.  Uthal pull clever trick, throw dwarven bow at lizard and follow right behind it.  Kill one lizard and smash other lizard good before pull back behind metal man.  Not-goblins no like being blocked and start throwing sticks at metal man, not do them any good.  Tribe finish last lizard and move in room.  These not-goblins pretty tough and move around lot.  Tribe move in and take turns bleeding with not-goblins.  But knife-ear do make big boom little again and blow it up in not-goblins faces, again hurt all goblins but no tribe.  Silly dress and fancy pants also keep up with pretty lights until last not-goblin die.  Uthal mostly make lots of holes in floor and pillars.Maybe Uthal need find less clumsy weapon. Make big holes with hammer, but maybe better make smaller holes in not-goblins better instead of big holes in floor.  Smart people point out that pillars and walls got very special stuff on them think maybe gonna find special not-goblin place soon.  Now others tired like Uthal, and tribe go back to sleep room to sleep.  Uthal take first watch since me feel not pull Uthal share of last fight.  Me do better after sleep.  ***</blockquote>

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