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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Jeremy" data-source="post: 5354431" data-attributes="member: 4036">Uthal vs HalitosisNothing much happen during Uthal watch. Crazy smurf show back up, him take over watch so me am sleep. When get up tribe creep out and find little change, whatever not-goblins left not have enough to scout out and find sleeping tribe or make new battle lines. Metal man take the lead but worried about fall in another deep spike pit. Go past lizard keeper room and find fancy old door that am barred shut on other side. Fancy pants, knife ear, and silly dress spend long time talking using big words about what door mean.Nerds.In end Uthal and metal man just smash to kindling like rest of doors. Not am see big deal, like am usual plan metal man immediately catch nasty green stuff in face from not-goblins inside. There am not-goblin big shaman who make green stuff, another lizard and lizard keeper not-goblin, and some other stuff can’t make out in little light. Behind them am dragon statue and big glowing ball on stone table.Knife ear like them all in tight ball like that and hurl compressed big boom spell right in middle, lizard keeper look like him almost keel over already and all rest am hurt by big boom. Then knife ear slip into room past metal man and Uthal to hide behind column.Next thing am know knife ear screaming ‘Get off me! Get off me’ and metal man go charging into find out what am happen. From other side of room something threw knife at where knife ear am screaming from. Uthal come in and try to see which way to go when something am put thick quarrel in Uthal leg, not feel good but hiding man throwing knives at knife ear on the ground with lots of lizards swarming over her. Metal man bashing them back with sword and shield so Uthal move around behind swarm and call upon spirits of thunderhooves to smash all them little lizards. Some of them swarm around Uthal legs but me am not done and press through to smash some more little lizards. Lots skitter away each time, but lots get smooshed too.Me am busy and distracted, not sure what am happen next but next time Uthal see fancy pants him have quarrel sticking out him too so him probably come in same way Uthal am. Smurf go other way and me see flying bolts fly from somewhere over where she was past columns to where sneaky knife man am. Also there be big fire spirit show up back where not-goblin big shaman am. Lots of columns though, hard to see what happen. Silly dress walk in laughing and blasting too, but him not have quarrel in him.Uthal have little not-goblin lizard keeper and him lizard snapping at him but their attacks like little children. Fancy pants, knife ear, and silly dress work together and finish last few little lizards while metal man go help crazy smurf. Lizard and keeper try to keep Uthal hemmed in but am so small Uthal just trample over lizard and smash him brains all over columns. Am going to help metal man keep work together on targets but fancy pants tell Uthal stay put.Uthal have bad feeling but follow tribe lead.All tribe am concentrate on sneaky man and even when him try get away metal man stop him dead in tracks. Then just stop him dead. But that am leave Uthal get blasted by big shaman, stabbed and bitten until Uthal almost am take no more. Metal man run up to stop big shaman am blasting tribe but get blown back by big light. But metal man stubborn and just keep am going right up onto dias, armor smoking and all.Others am give covering fire Uthal while keeper fall back to save shaman. That leave bloody lizard with Uthal and me am mad. Smash lizard brains all over columns then go find fancy pants in forest of columns to get patched up. Knife ear snicker at Uthal but Uthal am do job get all chewed up while little people back in back make twinkle fingers without being disturbed. That am good enough me.Knife ear and silly dress go up right and middle while crazy smurf am move up left side and all emerge around dias to blast lizard keeper right out him smoking boots. Silly dress walk right down between columns and dodge quarrels left and right until one take him right in shoulder, so him suck life out of keeper when him die.Meanwhile big shaman and metal man going at it up on dias with fire spirit helping and fancy pants say nice things to Uthal until bleeding stop. Everyone beating on shaman who keep growling and pleading with someone, him got big glowy eye and statue behind him but they no help him as tribe beat him to paste.That am go pretty well. Then everyone make circle around big glowy eye and argue over what it is with big words for long time. Knife ear say it evil eye of giant. Uthal no like giants but metal man say it am valuable so after looking at it more knife ear heave the evil thing up and stick it in bag. Little lizards Uthal am smoosh and silly dress am fry taste pretty good. Uthal am enjoy little snack while metal man climb all over dragon statue.Eventually tribe start to pack up to leave so Uthal head back to well shaft and start climb out. Uthal strong climber and get up to top to wait for metal man am tell him haul tribe up. Tribe am on way out of keep when there deep rumbling then huge rush of water behind us. When we am turn around we see well explode in fount of water with flying dragon leading way. It am sound very mad we kill it’s little not-goblins.Most tribe sit slack jawed staring at big dragon, knife ear make ball of fire and stick it near dragon while metal man run up and try to stab. Dragon ignore metal man completely and fly over to land in front of surprised tribe and spew sticky horrid poison all over us.Uthal only ever am hear of one dragon in skywatcher story of Hoorum. Hoorum hero of stoneblessed to the west. Hoorum meet dragon named Ixra who am enraged to lose her home. This dragon here lose home too but to us tribe, and we am kill him tribe. Uthal understand why dragon am so mad.Uthal run up with big weapon shining to inspire tribe, but dragon scale so thick am like hitting mountain. Metal man and me do best to hurt but can’t even get dragon attention. Crazy smurf and silly dress split off left while knife ear and fancy pants lurch off to the right wretching on poison and stumbling along half blind. Fancy pants let out a stirring shout that seemed to shake the dragon and give tribe glimmer of hope while knife ear kept hurling magick little balls of light that never missed while her little fire ball kept burning dragon over and over. Crazy smurf also throwing light balls at dragon but it kept writhing out of the way as they impacted all about it.Silly dress about to let dragon have it when dragon let out terrible roar. Most of us scared but fight through it to keep moving, not silly dress. Silly dress am wet himself.<img src="http://www.ldaustinart.com/illustration/greendragon.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" />Was long tough battle, Uthal not remember all of it, was too shocked and scared. Remember dragon moving to get to wizard and metal man stabbing sword through dragon foot into ground holding it in place. Hope fancy pants saw that, metal man tribe skywatcher should be able to tell story of that. While dragon pinned by metal man Uthal howl and slam right in gullet and make dragon eyes bulge out. Also make it belch poison all in Uthal and metal man face. Fancy pants later tell me that it also knock crazy smurf right off him feet.Oops.Wizard and fancy pants however have free shots at distracted dragon and continue to bring the pain. Soon dragon and all tribe near it all staggering around breathing heavy and bleeding but neither side going to yield or negotiate. Dragon gather itself just as Uthal and metal man shake off last effects of poison get another lungful and start wretching again.Towards the end fancy pants and knife ear were dividing their attention between running around to crazy smurf to force potions down him throat but even when him awake him not have strength left to fight off poison. Him magic armor flare brightly and spirits of him ancestors hurl dragon ten feet through the air away him. But dragon am not done yet and sink horrible poisoned fangs into tribe over and over, metal man, silly dress, and especially crazy smurf maybe not make it. Silly dress not give up though and recover himself and blast dragon along with knife ear who still am never miss with fire and lights.When dragon finally collapse under assault tribe lying all about him wretching and still trying not to die from all foul poison we breathe in and dragon inject with deep wounds. Those awake desperately try binding wounds and get people to take deep breaths but in end nothing we can do but encourage smurf and fancy pants and silly dress to use inner strength to overcome poison.Uthal tribe only six strong, but we am dragon slayers. How many full tribe of stoneblessed say that?</blockquote>

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