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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Jeremy" data-source="post: 5357091" data-attributes="member: 4036">Uthal vs Social GracesTribe drag severed dragon head out of Kuto Well, through slums, into city part Phlan.  Many people stare as tribe go by.  Drag right into city elder hall.  Look on old man make Uthal chuckle.Him very excited about well be clear and give extra bonus for stopping dragon retake or spoil well.  Him give chest with more than 4 stone of gold shinies in it.  Even after fancy pants split up still more monies for Uthal him have before.Also am give us special item from city vault of stuff recovered from ruined Phlan.  Look like most of it be worn by people like tribe that not do so well in ruins.  Me find whole section of good direct smashing stuff.  Like helm with wicked horns and big stout hammered iron armbands best.  Smart tribe tell Uthal go with armbands, maybe me come back soon for helm.  Uthal look good with horned helm on him head.Fancy pants and knife ear also go sell other loots while metal man and Uthal go to Dragon Skull inn that have no dragon skull.  Owner come down and give us even more gold shinies and free drinks if we give him head of dragon to mount.Meet tribe and fancy pants ask Uthal go get heal drinks from battle brothers temple.  Metal man come with, Uthal show him chest bump Tempus greeting but brothers here use old headbutt greeting.  Uthal like, brothers so short it fun.  Metal man cheat, him keep helm on.Uthal make donation and pick up lots heal drinks.  Metal man and Uthal am tell story of what we do and attract crowd of battle brothers.  Even high priest come over and greet us with formal headbutt.  High priest no older Uthal but him say move up quick because battle brothers join Tempus so often.  Uthal seen that true in Hulburg.Him point us to good dwarf sergeant who drill us for a while.  Always good share story and tricks.  Also mention Sunite's need help with something.  Sunite's no love for battle brothers, break too much pretty but Uthal have no problem help pretty firehairs if them have no problem me serve Foehammer.Go to firehair temple, Uthal not see nothing like it.  Me nervous until very pretty lady come talk to us.  Uthal and metal man not make much sense but nod lots to things she say.  Rest of tribe find way to spend monies while Uthal go across street from firehair temple to enjoy other Sune "temple".Best 100 shinies Uthal ever spend.***Next day meet with old man back in elder hall.  Him want know what big ruckus in old Phlan marketplace about.  Big deal go down there soon.  Rest of tribe talk about lost Tormite, fire knives, slavers, and wizards, Uthal am not really pay attention, still think about last night.Tribe am head back through slums past Kuto well and am find big walled off gate to old market.  Bunch of orange goblins guard, Uthal ready to smash but knife ear point to lots of archers up on wall.So what!So fancy pants, knife ear, metal man, and silly dress talk and talk and talk their way past orange goblins.  Say we something dumb like traders and show monies.  Lowlanders sick from thick air, make them think bad.  Goblins is for smashing not talking.  Whether they short and orange or shorter and green, still goblins.We get stupid little passes and go in.  Inside am lots of ruins before actually get to market.  See patrol of orange goblins and Uthal happy to try new armbands.  But fancy pants start talking again!  Metal man even promise buy patrol round of drinks!  Uthal am not happy.Fancy pants have goblins wrapped around him little finger again and we go buy without even taunts.  Not right.Get to market and big buzz about what goblin legion selling today, maybe tomorrow, maybe just show today.  No one even know what sale be.  Uthal want to pick a fight but not want be dead, too many here so Uthal start asking around about slavers.  Greedy peoples want shinies before they am tell Uthal.  Uthal want give them new shape of skull with hammer.Metal man and others go to bar and actually buy round for stupid goblin patrol.  Uthal get angry as fancy pants and metal man talk to orc barkeep and barkeep clam up.  Uthal threaten break him face but barkeep just call giant thing made up lots of bodies stitched together from back room.Uthal no good talking, should have just break orc face, not say so first.But tribe do what tribe been do all day.  They talk and talk and talk more.  They find out about fire knives working out of old mansion with tiefling leader and second Blackrose.  They find out about pirates supplying fire knives with slaves.  They find out goblin legion capture item they hold big auction for from Tormite crusade that fail in bad graveyard.  Legion ambush beaten Tormites as they retreat from graveyard.  Talk, talk, talk.  Only thing not find out is who am wizards or where am wizards that silly dress want find.Tribe could smash legion try find captured Tormite priest.  Tribe could smash fire knives make fancy pants guild friends happy and free slaves for Sunites.  Tribe could smash pirates just cause fun.  Probably not am smash Banites yet but did find out them not ally with legion or fire knives like old man at elder hall ask.But no.  No smash.  No battle.  Just talk, talk, talk.Big commotion outside bar and everyone pile out.  Auction starting.  Leader of orange goblin legion unveil stupid little suit chain armor.  Lots of snickers.  Goblin looked shocked then mad and yell at him goblin wizard who fight with armor until armor change back into really great suit of plate armor.  Uthal never am see armor so good.  Nothing even close, metal man go rigid upon seeing it and tell me it must am be his.  Metal man look a little crazy.<a href="http://img87.imageshack.us/i/podalplaza.jpg/" target="_blank"><img src="http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/2531/podalplaza.th.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" /></a>Him start to bid when someone else bid huge number Uthal can't count to.  Uthal think there be trouble.  And me not the only one thinking just take it as lots people thinking same things.  But then again goblin legion bring lots and lots of guards like they expect someone try take armor.  And in bar people whisper that goblin legion have mysterious boss that devour and smash any that betray legion at night and leave no trace.But metal man look pretty crazy.  Uthal am have bad feeling about this.</blockquote>

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