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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Jeremy" data-source="post: 5363360" data-attributes="member: 4036">Uthal vs JailbreakSomeone in back start bids at 10,000 shinies but that am just start.  Tiefling woman in red leather from fire knives and her group push price up and group of Blood Skull orcs bid even more.  Blood Skull orcs am destroy Uthal home and scatter home tribe to winds.  Little men and stoneblessed break them horde at Hulburg after many die.  Me am make sure to find these remnants and crush them too.  They am bid 20,000 shinies.Uthal am wonder if they even count that high.Passing 50,000 shinies were bids from pointy hat and dress men in back.  Hard am get good look, but silly dress say they am wizards him looking for.  More important stop metal man though, him look am like sleep walking to pretty metal suit.  Red Legion orange goblins have heavy guard though.  But bids still going, fire knives lady gives up as it passes 75,000 shinies.  How any one even carry that many?  In end evil black armored Banites win it for crazy number bigger than Uthal am remember.  Orange goblin selling look very happy but lots of shuffling feet and mutters make him guards pull in tight around armor.  They form up and shuffle him and armor out of market towards them big keep.Crazy smurf and fancy pants go off to watch where it goes while silly dress and metal man join in with everyone else in market talking about armor and Banites and the sale.  Legion going to escort out of Plaza but up to Banites to get armor back to them temple from there.  Banites am have ogre and some guards with wizard and big armored guy in charge.  Some say they move out in cover night, but others think night just get them ambushed so they probably wait until day.  Metal man also find out that armor come from ambushed Tormites retreating from graveyard and that one priest survive and held in Legion tower.Go look Legion tower, it smell like Blood Skull dung heap.  Orange goblins keep them prisoners in same building as them keep them bugbears.  Far away from them keep as possible.  Good for tribe though, maybe am good for Tormite too.  Metal man keep calling him termite.  Him not smart like Uthal.Knife ear am be very sneaky.  She make twinkle fingers and roof sentries hear ruckus other side tower to investigate.  Then we get up to barred jail door.  She disappear and open door from other side.  Work much better than me throw metal man into door again.  <a href="http://img169.imageshack.us/i/img0043lz.jpg/" target="_blank"><img src="http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/7655/img0043lz.th.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" /></a>Four big bugbears inside am stand up and draw weapons and form up.  Them try be like orange goblins it look like.  Tribe draw weapons and form up too right inside.  Bugbears break line first and attack but Uthal and metal man too fast and hit them first.  Both push them back and mess up them lines.  Other bugbears am try move around them friends and swing at Uthal and metal man, but them all tangled up and not hit good.Knife ear then am snap her fingers and all bugbears burst into fire.  Har har har!Metal man step up and do big spinning sweep and hamstring burning bugbears right as Uthal am clobber one that have sparking lightning mace.  Him fly back into room and sprawl out on table and catch him flailing, burning, screaming friend in face with him mace.  Har har!Big bugbears can’t get their footing and tribe am picking them apart.  Knife ear make big boom small again and hit clumped up mess as bugbears start dying.  Uthal am move around help metal man smash hammer recklessly around room smashing chairs and lamps and eventually bugbears too.  Bugbears and Uthal have trouble with big smash weapons in tight spaces, keep going haft to haft.  Uthal need start using long poke lance instead.Metal man make big flashy light with him magic sword but one bugbear more worried big Uthal behind him and him swing me.  Should see him look on face when metal man sword poke through him chest from behind.  Never turn back on little metal man, him quick and make you pay.Silly dress and knife ear keep moving round and throwing blue and green fire and metal man keep them protected.  Me smirk until another bugbear am clobber Uthal good.  Ugly stink goblins hit almost am hard Uthal, good thing they miss almost am much too.Big bang as door to cellar thrown open and even bigger bugbear come up.  Even smellier too.<a href="http://img169.imageshack.us/i/img0044l.jpg/" target="_blank"><img src="http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/5699/img0044l.th.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" /></a>Metal man pick him up while silly dress and knife ear spin last other bugbear round in circles with fire until Uthal howl and smash him hammer down so hard me somehow hit floor too.  Uthal open am eyes and nothing but bugbear smear left on floor and wall and bit on ceiling.  Uthal have good day!Big stink goblin am tough and him trade big big blows with metal man back and forth but am just him against tribe now.   Him grab hold metal man but metal man just slam him back like real stoneblessed. Bugbear boss try and get to little knife ear who keep hitting him with magicks but every where him go metal man keep stop him.  Uthal get lined up and make another big howling charge but stupid bugbear duck and me am punch hole in wall.  Then him clobber Uthal good and metal man have to am cover me retreat.Me catch wind while tribe finish bugbear.  Him can’t even get up stairs, metal man not let him go anywhere.Them stink goblins am very tough but tribe too much and besides Uthal and metal man, we come through not hurt.  Pick over bodies, get sparky mace and shinies then go down check cellar.  Cellar is dungeon with dirty cells and beat up priest in.  Tribe patch him up and get him out.  Him tell him name but Uthal forget.  Uthal get him dressed in bugbear smelly armor and knife ear get him all cleaned up.  Metal man give him weapon and we leave tower with Tormite we am come for.Silly dress say that upstairs something moving around but it sound like them am scared tribe and barricade them floor door.  Knife ear slip out and make distraction for us am get away tower and back to abandoned part market.  Then we run and climb and avoid patrols and questions.  Silly dress am pretty smart, him point out good ways go.  Knife ear try too but this more metal man and good mountain born Uthal type thing.  We get to outer plaza wall and get up and over with Tormite.  Har har!  Stupid Legion not even know what happen yet.Metal man am want set up ambush near big well we am clear yesterday and get ready Banites come and take big shiny armor from them.  Uthal look forward smash ogre.  Big hammer made for knees of giantkin.  Bad men follow Bane.  Not Blood Skull orc clan, but least tribe back to smashing and done with talking for now!  Come get some stupid Banites.  Tribe am ready!</blockquote>

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