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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Jeremy" data-source="post: 5391821" data-attributes="member: 4036">Uthal vs Big Mouth, Small EyesFire Knife halfman kept strutting and taunting metal man, but as him did more and more tiny halfmen and knife ears in leathers stepped out of shadows in alleys and buildings all around tribe.  Metal man full of even more pride since put on new shiny metal suit and him no care at all.  But then, it hard to be scared when threatened by little things barely come to Uthal knee.  Metal man apparently have enough of little halfman lip and him throw him shield right at halfman flapping lip as him eyes get real big.  Shield bang off him face and shut him up as him grab jaw and wave knife ear archers open fire.  But metal man quick and him step under one arrow and grab shield coming back to shatter second arrow with it.Fire Knives in for a spanking if they think metal man give up that shiny metal suit.Everyone stand around staring at metal man so Uthal am charge into nearest building and make little splat mess of first halfman I find there, like fighting children, not know me hit him so hard.  Other halfmen see big Uthal rumble down street and into building and hear little squeak of first dead halfman and start aiming and running at Uthal.  Halfman leader shoot Uthal with little dart and Uthal feel very sick.  Some other halfmen come from other building to swarm around metal man throwing little rocks that ding him armor, him no look very bothered by them until elf arrows start poking out of him from both sides.  Meanwhile knife ear still standing around in street watching when some little halfmen come for her too.  She blast one in face who fall and stop moving before she run down street towards rest of tribe.  Fancy pants hear commotion and come out him building and make fun halfman hairy feet, but they no seem care so fancy pants come over near Uthal.Uthal not like little halfmen darts and rocks so him crush little halfman out him way while him howl and charge other halfmen in side alley.  First halfman knocked out of way slam into ruined wall and crumple to ground, second little thing try to duck away from Uthal hammer but not fast enough.  Uthal smash him hammer into him and him into next halfman them both make smoosh sound and collapse.  Little men should not fight stoneblessed, just common sense.  Still no feel too good from dart though, but Uthal live.  Halfman leader jump out of building Uthal leave and surprise fancy pants stabbing him with little sword and making him look green too.  Fire Knife archers shoot at metal man to cover little halfmen charging at him and then they draw swords of them own and move to follow.  Knife ear stepping quickly around crazy little halfmen melee as metal man duck and spin and block and stab keeping most eyes in street on him while knife ear find good spot and fire start swirling around her.  Little halfmen must have hear something because they hit deck in hurry just before knife ear let loose all fire and it sweep through same alley she just burn Banites in, this time setting Fire Knife archers on fire.Fire Knifes on fire.  Heh.  That funny.But just then, Fire Knife human mage come running up huffing and puffing from where Uthal and knife ear left him in dust.  Him out shape, but him still raise him staff high in air call down big thunder strike on only tribe that not already flee out bloody alley.  Poor metal man in midst of so many foes that him have nowhere go when bolt come down and blast him, him beaten, bloodied, dazed, and surrounded.And smiling!Fancy pants run away halfman leader to metal man but him get stabbed on way by, still him wince and tell metal man him doing great, and metal man look like him not so hurt after all.  So metal man swing sword and shield and bash little halfman away (it go down limp and roll in dust) as him turn to face advancing elves.  Uthal already smash all halfmen in him building and alley so try and move back help knife ear and fancy pants and metal man but him sick and sucking wind, not get very far.  But start feel better at least.Mouthy halfman leader back to talking again as him shoot little dart into fancy pants and him start staggering on him feet.  Meanwhile since metal man busy with Fire Knife elves, remaining little halfmen start swarming knife ear instead and find her dress easier stab through than metal man shiny suit.  She tottering around bleeding now too.  Elves flit around metal man with double swords and stab and feint in shiny dance.  But they stop for just second as lightning bolt blast between them (through metal man!) and into fancy pants, would have got knife ear too but she quick and saw spell coming.  Metal man look at fat Fire Knife mage and spinning elves while him catch his breath, then him set him feet and raise shield and sunny sword and motion them bring it on.Uthal finally feel better and not really want attack Fire Knife leader while him still got so many friends around knife ear and metal man, but they all hurt and Uthal not really, so Uthal howl and pounce on little halfman smashing flagstone him standing on just second before he roll out of way tossing darts at Uthal.  But shattering rocks throw him aim off and darts get tangled in Uthal thick hides.  Other halfmen move to finish knife ear off, but first one misses and fancy pants direct her exactly where to step so halfmen stumble into each other and she get away.  <a href="http://img528.imageshack.us/i/img0063xn.jpg/" target="_blank"><img src="http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/6512/img0063xn.th.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" /></a>Steel keep ringing as metal man fend off elf swords and make way to fat mage before spinning in deadly circle and slashing all three.  The fat man tried to get away but metal man hedged him in, so him try do magic right there and got sword in him big gut for him trouble.  But him hit him target and while him almost dead with sword in him, knife ear am grabbing smoking hole in her shoulder and barely on her feet.  Uthal mad and swing big hammer into mouthy halfman and put him through crumbly wall where him land sprawled out somewhere in ruined building.  Uthal run to help knife ear and fancy pants before them fall.  But knife ear not down yet, she shift gracefully aside and make big thunderclap that narrowly miss metal man but crush both Fire Knife elves into the bloody street then without taking time to take a breath turned and hurled magic bolts from her staff and blew the fat mage off him feet and him lie still too while him body smoke.  She and fancy pants both quickly swallow healy drinks while fancy pants leaned on building next to him and catch him breath.  Just then the mouthy halfman jumped out of the ruin Uthal smashed him into and launch poison dart at metal man who turn and swat it away with him shield.  It then that halfman leader notice him only got two little friends left standing and most tribe am looking right at him.That shut him loud mouth.Uthal use cover of other house to ambush last two allies of Fire Knife leader and crush them both with two big swings of him hammer.  With no one left to help him, Fire Knife shoot another poison dart into Uthal big leg and make me sick so him can run away.  You should am hear him shriek when fancy pants use him spell to pull him little body right back to tribe.  Metal man and knife ear put him down hard.Tribe sure am kill lots of bad people at this little intersection of streets and alleys.  Metal man and fancy pants start moving from body to body checking for useful things while Uthal go grab big ogre Banite body and drag it over onto Cyric deathpriest.  Then Uthal start arranging Cyric guards around body of big iron orc Banite.  After that me take burnt Bane priest body over to blasted Cyric mage corpses.  Then tribe all head back to Phlan with a few new magic trinkets and big grins on faces.  None so big as metal man strutting in him new metal suit.***</blockquote>

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