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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Jeremy" data-source="post: 5415472" data-attributes="member: 4036">Uthal vs Study HallUthal and fancy pants still chuckle as go back down in dungeon.  Him rifle through orcs we ambush down there while silly dress ransack orc feast hall.  Uthal look at poor dead elf in cell but not able find what him doing there.  Find shiny rock in him boot though.  Then big noise as metal man and knife ear burst in from door and find all orcs already am dead.Fancy pants fill them in while we go back up to feast hall.  Silly dress still not done picking over all bodies so Uthal add him own mix to dead orc stew in stupid pit trap.  Har har.  There am food closet that orc Bane priest was hide in, and big door out to mansion entrance hall.  But when metal man try door it won't open.  Orcs on other side scared of tribe, use spears and axes to bar door.  Metal man put his shoulder to it then move when him hear Uthal thunder up behind, smash stupid door to kindling.Metal man stride right into room and taunt coward orcs up on balcony shooting sticks at him shield.  One of orcs at least worth him blood and charge down one of twin stair cases on big worg.  <a href="http://img141.imageshack.us/i/orcriderbyzsoltkosa.jpg/" target="_blank"><img src="http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/2650/orcriderbyzsoltkosa.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" /></a>Him worg get face full of metal man shield while big orc go flying through air to bury him axe in door frame above Uthal head.Stupid orc.Uthal plant him lance right in orc chest and knock him back before head back into feast hall away archers.  Make him follow Uthal into tribe archers instead if him want fight.  Speaking of tribe, metal man slide over to side and tag orc just as worg get face full from silly dress, fancy pants, and knife ear who hit both orc and worg without am hit metal man.  Her aim much better!  While metal man am hold all orc attention archers manage finally sneak stick past him shield but him tough and just laugh.  Him still laugh when worg pull him leg out under him and him go down in crash.  Uthal think maybe metal man can take all orcs while lie on him back with both eyes closed.Big orc think things going him way until him look past metal man on floor to see Uthal run him through with lance.  But that not worst part, while him squirm on Uthal pole, tribe blast, burn, and cook him like rabbit on spit, Uthal make sure to turn spit next time to cook more even, orc probably still not good eats if not fall apart in broken mess like this orc do.  Metal man say something about him shoes then flip up to him feat in full metal armor and grin at Uthal before beating worg face in and smashing big thing into middle of entrance room.  Uthal watch and think that funny until coward orcs on balcony decide shoot Uthal instead of metal man and poke lots of holes in Uthal.Worg frothing at mouth with wild eyes but him snapping jaws can't get anything but mouth full of metal man shield as silly dress and knife ear am pick it apart with them pretty magic blasts from the feast hall.  Fancy pants move in to feast hall and try use him magic to yank coward orcs down over banister, him bust one through but him fall down and clutch at edge to stop from fall down to Uthal and metal man.  So metal man and Uthal am charge up same stair to get to coward orcs.Knife ear and silly dress start setting other coward orcs on fire while last one look like scared goblin as him drop him bow and fumble around with him big axe.  Metal man brush past him dismissively and slap stupid orcs axe away with him shield make him look even more dumb.  Finding spot in center of balcony him like metal man sweep around in big steel circle and hamstring orc archers all around.  Uthal try to follow close behind and same orc try stop Uthal too and look very surprised when metal man bright sword flash out and stab stupid orc in shoulder.  Uthal also get in on orc smashing fun and work back and forth behind metal man shield with him long lance stabbing back and forth.No sooner one orc get up than fancy pants try to yank him right back over or through rail, silly dress also setting them on fire from down below balcony while dazed and confused orc that metal man been embarassing try again to cut Uthal open with him big axe, too bad him run him throat into metal man shiny sword on the way to Uthal.  Others have metal man in between Uthal and them and not want end up like them orc friend.  Last orc get him back on him feet when whole balcony shudder as knife ear am hit it from below with her big boom and send orcs flying into far wall.Uthal and metal man both stab same orc as him fly by while fancy pants, silly dress, and knife ear splatter the other one all over the wall him smack into.  Uthal am quietly check door out from balcony for any orcs coming (or trying bar door) but whatever on other side door appear fine preparing for tribe in them own way just as tribe prepare in their normal way for next battle (by looting bodies of fallen enemies).  Tribe am finished catch breath and formed up on balcony when metal man breach door and strike him favorite pose.  Him sure pose a lot since him get new shiny armor.On other side of door is big study with lots and lots of books of all sizes all thrown around everywhere.  There is big orc sitting in last not ruin chair with even bigger worg next him.  Him stand and taunt metal man as they have pose fight from across room.  Uthal think metal man am winning but not sure.  Silly dress think posing am stupid and just start hurling him dark magic at big worg.  Knife ear think this best idea and summon big fire boulder next to orc and wolf and rolls it into the surprised poser so fancy pants shrug start use him magic too.Metal man seem ok just letting tribe pick apart stupid posing orc from door but want get him licks in too so him get a running start and hurl him shield at big orc just as two other orcs burst out from behind tumbled book shelves and slam into metal man from either side.  Metal man knock one axe away with him sword but shield not back in time him block other orc and him take him first real good hit of day.  Uthal not about let this go by and follow right in behind metal man and use Danon fancy double stab attack to lance both orcs on either side metal man.<a href="http://img207.imageshack.us/i/img0087r.jpg/" target="_blank"><img src="http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/6160/img0087r.th.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" /></a>Big orc and worg try to get away from hot fire boulder and charge across study but metal man stop them both, surrounded on all sides metal man laugh and sweep through all orcs and wolf with him spinning arc of steel.  Orcs not like that and try to move but metal man just lock them down with him sword.  Uthal and silly dress focus on closest orc to tribe while fancy pants calls down big bright rune on worg and tell metal man to hit it.  Knife ear still out on balcony and casually rolls her fire boulder up and into back of orc captain who howl nicely for her.Maybe light play trick on Uthal but things look bad to Uthal for a moment as big captain shoves him men into position then almost take metal man arm off at shoulder with him giant axe, but Uthal must be confused because metal man still smacking worg and other orcs back with him shield and fancy pants shout at him that him doing 'magnifi'-something and next time Uthal see metal man shoulder it am look just fine.Just a flesh wound.Uthal just about stab shocked orc closest to tribe when silly dress am make him head pop in bloody mess, so Uthal am just put him heavy lance point into next closest orc.  They are doing them best to overwhelm metal man but him like big metal bulwark and all Uthal can hear is loud crashes of them axes being smashed aside by metal man shield.  Stupid orcs can't even get away from metal man as him tieing up them axes, knocking them off balance with him shield, and gently encourage them to stay put with him shiny sword point.  Uthal not know him supposed keep fighting or start laughing and clapping for pretty war dance.But then knife ear make big bang above orcs heads that they all look at but not seem troubled by until silly dress follows it up with him big fiery ball spell that blasts away big worg, injures him captain, and sets closest orc to tribe on fire.  Fancy pants help poor burning orc out by kill him.  Stupid orc must want die anyway if him attack tribe!  Even though captain see all him men dead him still fight on and make skillful block with him axe knocking metal man shiny sword up high but him not see Uthal taking big wind up or hear him whistling lance until last second when it blindside him and send him flying through air to land with a crash in a pile of books.This am too much for Uthal, Uthal now have stop fighting and start point and laughing.It not captain fault, him probably most skilled orc Uthal ever am see.  Him move well, block and dodge spells and spears from every side as him keep fighting.  Uthal laughing make captain eyes bulge and him keep try getting around metal man to spill Uthal blood but metal man always one step ahead and in the way.  Uthal just dance around metal man in a circle striking out past him with him lance and finding him mark over and over in orc until him start to slow with him injuries.  Knife ear keeps getting her shots in with her little bright balls of magic and big flame boulder and things not going to end well for captain.As captain come around metal man again trying to get to Uthal, silly dress lines up really good shot and blows the big orc back into knife ear's big flame boulder as she snaps her fingers and it consumes the big orc completely.  Too bad him born green, him good fighter.  Ugly as troll, but good fighter.Tribe so no signs of other orcs, think we am wipe them all out.  Bane church probably not like that, but then no orcs left tell who did it.  Har har.  Tribe am not sure what orcs look for in all tossed books, must not be very important if Bane church send stupid orcs that probably not read.  Fancy pants and knife ear make big deal about one stack of books that not in piled heap but set aside and made up of big thick tomes of different ages.  They say them give instructions for ritual of some sort and snap them up and push them into sacks.  Tempus battle brother not very specific in what him want done, but Barnabus at council always want heads so Uthal chop off big orc captain head and put it in him sack.  Him have good thick iron armbands like Uthal and metal man, him good taste for orc.  Like Uthal say, too bad him born green.  Tribe head out happy back to New Phlan where tribe am have good time telling battle brother story of crushing Bane orcs.  Him laugh and enjoy story and happy we blessed by Tempus so much.  Forget if him promise tribe something, Uthal not really care, like battle brother say, good fight with orcs blessing by itself.  Maybe Uthal people look down from sky and proud of Uthal.</blockquote>

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