9 and three quater year old joke.

[benjamin]

Can't resist but share this...

My nine and mostly ten year old boy shared a joke he thought up...

"What's the most dangerous part of the human body?


...The Dire-phragm"

Yeah! I've bred a DnD nerd!!!



Benjamin


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[Siberys]

Q: How many skeletons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Just one, but you need a cleric to turn it.

 

[Scott DeWar]

Don't let [MENTION=19675]Dannyalcatraz[/MENTION] find this thread. He is a pun addict!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Q: How many skeletons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Just one, but you need a cleric to turn it.

And he'd better hope its not a wight light.

He is a pun addict!

You might even call me...a Punanggalan.

 

[Ulrick]

Oh gawd! Make it stop!

--

After the vampire Strahd kills his victim in his castle, who cleans up the mess?

His bhutler.


What do orcs and Kermit the Frog have in common?

"It's not easy being Green..."


Why do Beholders love to watch CGI special effects in movies?

For the eye-candy!


ok, I'm done...

 

[AdmundfortGeographer]

Bring us more puns!

 

[FireLance]

"What's the most dangerous part of the human body?


...The Dire-phragm"

Really? I thought it would be the Solar Plexus.

 

[Piratecat]

An old joke, but a favorite:

Q: Why do liches like to give hickeys?

A: Because they're neck romancers.

 

[Achan hiArusa]

From White Wolf:

Why are the twisted minions of the Wyrm so hard to fight?

Because when you defeat them there are always four more (formor).