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<blockquote data-quote="Asmor" data-source="post: 3850218" data-attributes="member: 1154">That's someone's sig. Don't remember whose (and I don't think it's Rycan-- I mean Ryan's... funny if it is!)Of course, whenever I see that, all I can think of is, &quot;What is an Oprah?&quot;[sblock=Completely unrelated to this board or RPGs in general]Also, this is probably not going to be remotely funny unless you've actually heard Teal'c say it. So... Otherwise, it's just going to be really lame. Also, this quote is ripped from <a href="http://www.stargatefan.com/episodes3/0302.html" target="_blank">http://www.stargatefan.com/episodes3/0302.html</a>.Jack is intrigued by this, and with a slight smirk asks, &quot;Jaffa jokes? Let's hear one of them!&quot;&quot;I shall attempt to translate one O'Neill,&quot; Teal'c offers. &quot;A Serpent Guard, a Horus Guard and a Setesh Guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment! The Serpent Guard's eyes glow, the Horus Guard's beak glistens, the Setesh Guard's nose drips!&quot; With this, Teal'c erupts into a fit of strong laughter, but as he looks about, no one else is smiling, much less laughing! He goes back and sits down in silence.[/sblock]Unfortunately, I don't have anything else off the top of my head that I know originated on this board, but here's something at least tangentially related in that it's from the <a href="http://www.dungeonmastering.com/gaming-life/whats-the-range-of-telekinesis" target="_blank">Dungeon Mastering</a> blog.&quot;Is telekinesis a touch-range spell?&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Asmor, post: 3850218, member: 1154"] That's someone's sig. Don't remember whose (and I don't think it's Rycan-- I mean Ryan's... funny if it is!) Of course, whenever I see that, all I can think of is, "What is an Oprah?" [sblock=Completely unrelated to this board or RPGs in general] Also, this is probably not going to be remotely funny unless you've actually heard Teal'c say it. So... Otherwise, it's just going to be really lame. Also, this quote is ripped from [url]http://www.stargatefan.com/episodes3/0302.html[/url]. Jack is intrigued by this, and with a slight smirk asks, "Jaffa jokes? Let's hear one of them!" "I shall attempt to translate one O'Neill," Teal'c offers. "A Serpent Guard, a Horus Guard and a Setesh Guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment! The Serpent Guard's eyes glow, the Horus Guard's beak glistens, the Setesh Guard's nose drips!" With this, Teal'c erupts into a fit of strong laughter, but as he looks about, no one else is smiling, much less laughing! He goes back and sits down in silence. [/sblock] Unfortunately, I don't have anything else off the top of my head that I know originated on this board, but here's something at least tangentially related in that it's from the [url=http://www.dungeonmastering.com/gaming-life/whats-the-range-of-telekinesis]Dungeon Mastering[/url] blog. "Is telekinesis a touch-range spell?" [/QUOTE]

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