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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Kae'Yoss" data-source="post: 3175836" data-attributes="member: 4134">Well, you can always insist to roleplay the situation. Are you married/engaged/with someone right now? Is she looking good? If so, go for it. Chances are she either backs off and rethings it, or you'll have a good time  <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)"  data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" /> Or she just says no, at which time you can always say that you were overcome by the whole scene and blurted it out or something  <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":p" title="Stick out tongue    :p"  data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":p" /> And if you're married/whatever and she's hot, tell me where she hangs out, I'll get false teeth, a horrible Eastern European accent and... Embrace her a bit  <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f60e.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":cool:" title="Cool    :cool:"  data-smilie="6"data-shortname=":cool:" /> But seriously, that's all just awful. I hope you didn't run into any Nosferatu elders that need to teach you any tricks. Or maybe you should seek them out. Might just really mess up her fantasies when she imagines a Nosferatu without clothes (I think she won't get to the actual sex part before her brain does an emergency shut down)I know those. Same people who insist on plaing Vampire as the "I'm the big bad mofo now, I do whatever I want now" game, and whenever you mention the darker side to a vampires wretched existance, or remind them that they might want to keep the Beast in check at least a little, they either give you blank stares or a big rant.Yeah. People can be sick and weird sometimes. Now, where's my book with the newest exploits of Pronator the Hentacle Demon  <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)"  data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" /> Isn't there some theory that if the man gets home and brings meat, the woman gets aroused, because of the ways of old where the men would go out and hunt and those who could bring home the most meat would be the fittest candidate for preserve the species?I have to say that I like watching Underworld, but then the girls in that movie wouldn't at all be a vampire for me. But you're absolutely, 100% right that sitting around playing someone's wet dreams isn't the kind of roleplaying I'd ever want to play.As I said: Nosferatu!  <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":p" title="Stick out tongue    :p"  data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":p" /></blockquote>

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