A Completely Original Joke

[Quantum]

This is a completely original joke for you that I came up with just yesterday.

If you have a female sailor who knows a lot of knots then you have a knotty girl.

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

Give away the punch line too soon using the word knot. I would redo it like this:

A man walks into a bar carrying two pieces of rope. He asks several women in the bar to tie the pieces together. Sitting at the bar alone a few minutes later, the bartender asks the man what the rope is for. The man replies, "I'm looking for a knotty woman."

 

[Mark]

Why do sailors find it easiest to hold up their pants with a piece of rope?

Spoiler

Because it's a cinch!

 

[Joker]

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. Says the bartender: What is this? Some kind of joke?



The barber asked me how I would like my hair cut. I replied: In silence.