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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Buttercup" data-source="post: 1259431" data-attributes="member: 990"><p><a href="http://www.randomhouse.com/bantamdell/koontz/extras/extras_trixie.html" target="_blank">http://www.randomhouse.com/bantamdell/koontz/extras/extras_trixie.html</a></p><p> </p><p>This is from Dean Koontz' web site.  Trixie is his dog.</p><p> </p><p><strong>MY CHRISTMAS WISH LIST</strong> </p><p>[font=verdana, arial, helvetica]<span style="font-size: 9px">By Trixie Koontz, Dog </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px">[font=verdana, arial, helvetica]<span style="font-size: 9px">1. Sausage</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px">2. Sausage</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px">3. Sausage</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px">4. Sausage</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px">5. Peanut butter</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px">6. Sausage</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px">7. Potato chips</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px">8. Grapes</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px">9. Meatballs</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px">10. Meatballs</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px">11. Sausage meatballs</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px">12. Peanut-butter sausages</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px">13. Pepcid AC</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px">14. Seventy-eight tennis balls</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px">15. Twenty-five tennis balls</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px">16. Nine rubber balls</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px">17. DVD — "American's Funniest Stupid-Cat Videos"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px">18. A partridge in a pear tree</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px">19. Bottle of Billy Joe Bob's Partridge Bar-Bee-Que Hot Sauce</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px">20. Sausage</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px">21. Tattoo of Garfield on my butt</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px">22. World peace</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px">23. One hundred snappy comebacks for when Mom and Dad say "bad dog"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px">24. Psychological counseling for mentally disturbed little dog who thinks he saw cow jump over moon and dish run away with spoon</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px">25. Scientific discovery that cats are sole cause of human aging</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px">26. Seven million pints of wild berry Tofutti</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px">27. Driving lessons</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px">28. Map to Jimmy Dean sausage factory</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px">29. Map to Farmer John Bacon factory</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px">30. Map to Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream factory</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px">31. Liposuction as needed</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px">32. All fleas in hell</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px">33. Night Vision Cat Scope</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px">34. Pepper spray to deal with aggressive mailman</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px">35. Federal law against stupid yellow-vinyl dog raincoats</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px">36. Apology from Disney for stereotyping all dogs as dumb by creating and promoting witless character named Goofy</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px">37. Sausage</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 9px"></span>[/font]</span>[/font]</p></blockquote><p></p>

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