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<blockquote data-quote="I'm A Banana" data-source="post: 372112" data-attributes="member: 2067">Those aren't bloody elves. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile&nbsp; &nbsp; :)"&nbsp; data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" />Elves are millitant hippies. They're beauty and nobility, the moonlight and the royalty. They're huggers of trees and persuers of purity. They are elitist and prideful, natural with culture.Elves don't keep secrets or heavily use illusions. They flex military muscle and enchantment magic. Elves aren't shy and reclusive, they're prominent and prideful. All should know of and respect the glory of the elves.Elves wear chainmail and eyeshadow. Gnomes wear simple cloaks and hold staves.Elves aren't the keepers of ancient knowledge. They know what *they* like, but ask them the history of the dwarves or how humans arose and you'll be sorely dissapointed. Gnomes know this stuff.They are similar, don't get me wrong. But they're no more similar than, say, humans and halflings.Elves are noble. Gnomes are simple. Elves are militant. Gnomes are shy. Elves are effeminate and ethereal. Gnomes are solid, but elusive. Elves shoot bows at orcs, slaying countless enemies of their cause. Gnomes protect their families from kobolds, and would prefer to run away than to stay and fight, or, better yet, be not even noticed in the first place.They ain't elves. Elves ain't secretive and shy tricksters. Live with it. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin&nbsp; &nbsp; :D"&nbsp; data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="I'm A Banana, post: 372112, member: 2067"] Those aren't bloody elves. :) Elves are millitant hippies. They're beauty and nobility, the moonlight and the royalty. They're huggers of trees and persuers of purity. They are elitist and prideful, natural with culture. Elves don't keep secrets or heavily use illusions. They flex military muscle and enchantment magic. Elves aren't shy and reclusive, they're prominent and prideful. All should know of and respect the glory of the elves. Elves wear chainmail and eyeshadow. Gnomes wear simple cloaks and hold staves. Elves aren't the keepers of ancient knowledge. They know what *they* like, but ask them the history of the dwarves or how humans arose and you'll be sorely dissapointed. Gnomes know this stuff. They are similar, don't get me wrong. But they're no more similar than, say, humans and halflings. Elves are noble. Gnomes are simple. Elves are militant. Gnomes are shy. Elves are effeminate and ethereal. Gnomes are solid, but elusive. Elves shoot bows at orcs, slaying countless enemies of their cause. Gnomes protect their families from kobolds, and would prefer to run away than to stay and fight, or, better yet, be not even noticed in the first place. They ain't elves. Elves ain't secretive and shy tricksters. Live with it. :D [/QUOTE]

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