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<blockquote data-quote="RangerWickett" data-source="post: 5667975" data-attributes="member: 63"><p>You don't make a Portal movie. You just come up with a cool action movie that uses a Portal gun. My suggestion is to take a three-shot mini-campaign a friend of mine ran based on (the then-supposedly canceled game) Duke Nukem Forever.</p><p></p><p>Basically, a grab bag of video game greatest hits. Aliens attack Las Vegas and abduct strippers, and so the US government's Weapons and Advanced Systems Development (WASD) group calls upon a group of dishonorably discharged bad-asses to save the day:</p><p></p><p>* a space marine with a chainsaw from hell (Doom) and a minigun (Team Fortress 2), </p><p></p><p>* a guy with a rail gun and grappling cable (Quake),</p><p></p><p>* a scientist with a gravity gun (Half-Life) and a jet pack (various),</p><p></p><p>* and a woman with a portal gun (Portal) and a stealth suit (Crysis)</p><p></p><p>And they all carry as their sidearm the scoped pistol from Halo 1.</p><p></p><p>They fight such threats as mutant pig cops, spider tanks, a giant robot centipede that weaves between cars in a parking lot and moves faster the more bits of it you shoot off, exploding robot football players, Michael Vick in a mecha suit decorated with dog skull shoulder pads, the force ghost of Charles Barkley, and the evil goatee-wearing clone 'Charles Nukem' who launches nuclear missiles at Air Force One. </p><p></p><p>The heroes must run along the backs of the ICBMs and board Air Force One, then battle Charles Nukem's kamehameha blasts and indeed the devil himself (played by Al Pacino) to rescue the president. Are they bad enough dudes to save him?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="RangerWickett, post: 5667975, member: 63"] You don't make a Portal movie. You just come up with a cool action movie that uses a Portal gun. My suggestion is to take a three-shot mini-campaign a friend of mine ran based on (the then-supposedly canceled game) Duke Nukem Forever. Basically, a grab bag of video game greatest hits. Aliens attack Las Vegas and abduct strippers, and so the US government's Weapons and Advanced Systems Development (WASD) group calls upon a group of dishonorably discharged bad-asses to save the day: * a space marine with a chainsaw from hell (Doom) and a minigun (Team Fortress 2), * a guy with a rail gun and grappling cable (Quake), * a scientist with a gravity gun (Half-Life) and a jet pack (various), * and a woman with a portal gun (Portal) and a stealth suit (Crysis) And they all carry as their sidearm the scoped pistol from Halo 1. They fight such threats as mutant pig cops, spider tanks, a giant robot centipede that weaves between cars in a parking lot and moves faster the more bits of it you shoot off, exploding robot football players, Michael Vick in a mecha suit decorated with dog skull shoulder pads, the force ghost of Charles Barkley, and the evil goatee-wearing clone 'Charles Nukem' who launches nuclear missiles at Air Force One. The heroes must run along the backs of the ICBMs and board Air Force One, then battle Charles Nukem's kamehameha blasts and indeed the devil himself (played by Al Pacino) to rescue the president. Are they bad enough dudes to save him? [/QUOTE]
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