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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Gruck" data-source="post: 1382023" data-attributes="member: 16819">Stupid BardTranslated from Orcish for the more discerning reader.Sam closed the bar and Tarrick began to check out the back room.  Linder and I tied up the bartender bard, rouge waitress and the drunken half-orc.  Not me this time.  Linder and I went through several iterations of knot tying to get the bard secure.  Sam and Tarrik found a door to the upstairs apartments of the dead assasin and the bard.  Yet again there was a timed trap that they didn't check for and "KABOOM" three thunderstones and 3 viles of knockout gas dropped from the cieling.  Both of the guys fell and Linder went to save them.  He got them out and waited for the room to clear.  There wasn't anyone upstairs in the secret rooms.  We checked the other rooms and there wasn't anyone there either.  We decided to do a more effective search of the premises.  Before we could the town guards came and we showed badges.  They were going to guard the outside while we made sure the inside was clean.  Groth the other half-orc was passed out.  Guess i shouldn't have left the tap pouring directly into his mouth.  We searched the assasins room and found a knife collection worth about 1K.  Not bad.  we searched the bards room and found a big chest.  It was locked and there was a very simple trap on it, seemingly too simple.  Yes it was.  Snap, Tarriks arms were nearly cut off by a big bear trap looking thing.  In the box we found cooked books from the bar and notes implicating Kaitan, just like at the brewery.  We searched the gnomes room and the rougues room and the half-orcs room and a common room not finding much.  While we were searching the rouge and the bard tried to take some poison.  The rogue succeded and died.  The bard got the poison down but Sam got some antitox down his throat.  Linder cast a suggestion song on the bard and he finally told us what we wanted to know.  We got maps and logs and reports and loot from the whole of the bar.  The prime guards were coming back and we were appeasing them by putting free kegs of beer in the street.  Now it was time to leave.  Sam went to get Quentin to raise Oskar while the rest of us brought all the evidence and prisoners to jail.  The mayor showed up and we were going to have the trial the next day.  Sam came back and said that Ianthe was gone and Quentin too.  We took our share of the loot and went to the Temple to get Oskar raised.  They weren't to receptive since it was the middle of the night.  We camped on the steps and waited for the morning and the clerics to help us.  They were slow and said it would cost 2500 for the raise.  We gave them some magic armor as a down payment.  we went back to townfor the trial.  we got our sleep and felt better.  The trial came and the bard was guilty and hung but we got the half-orc off.  We got more sleep and the next day got oskar raised.  He is making Boots of Dex +1 for me and that is where this translation ends.</blockquote>

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