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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Krishnath" data-source="post: 728963" data-attributes="member: 56">THE GOLGOTHAN!!!!And if you haven't seen the movie, please do, as it probably the funniest comedy about heaven, hell, angels, demons, god, and the last descendant of jesus ever. Just remember to read the disclaimer at the start of the movie.Comments are appreciated, flames are not...-Golgothan (Excremental)Large Outsider (Evil)Hit Dice: 12d8+48 (102 hp)Initiative: +1 (Dex)Speed: 30'AC: 18 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +8 natural)Attacks: Slam +18/+13/+8 melee; or glob +12 ranged.Damage: Slam 2d6+10 plus disease, glob 1d8+7 plus diseaseFace/Reach: 5' by 5'/10'Special Attacks: Glob, Disease, Spell-like abilitiesSpecial Qualities: Damage reduction 15/+2, Spell resistance 22, Regenerate 5, Fire vulnerability, Acid immunity, Electricity, force, and sonic resistance 20, Breathless,Saves: Fort +12, Ref +9, Will +11Abilities: Str 25, Dex 13, Con 19, Int 8, Wis 16, Cha 18Skills: Bluff +18, Climb +21, Intimidate +18, Jump +21, Listen +17, Spot +17,Feats: Cleave, Improved Bull Rush, Power Attack (-12/+12), Sunder,Climate/Terrain: Any land and undergroundOrganization: SolitaryChallenge Rating: 12Treasure: NoneAlignment: Always Neutral EvilAdvancement: 13-18 HD (Large); 19-36 HD (Huge)The golgothan, also known as the excremental, is one of the vilest creatures to originate in hades.The golgothan is a hulking humanoid, entirely composed of the excrements that heartless murderers expelled during their executions. The creatures mouth and eyes are nothing but empty hollows, in the creatures overall brown and slimy body.In other words, the creature is a heaving pile of crap.Combat:The golgothan in not particulary intelligent for an outsider, and fights much like a berserker, flailing away until either it or it's opponents are dead. The creature will use it's innate abilities, early and often.Glob (Ex): As a standard action  the golgothan can fire a glob of excrements from it's body. It must make a ranged touch attack to hit, and the glob deals 1d8+7 points of damage, and has a change to infect the target with a disease if it hits.Disease (Ex): Grey wasting, the disease is described in the Manual of the Planes™ page 110. Alternatly the DM can choose any other disease of his or her fancy.Spell-like Abilities: At will - Bane, Desecrate, Ghoul Touch, Grease, and Obscuring Mist; 3/day - Bestow Curse, Fear, Poison, Slow, Stinking Cloud, and Summon Swarm; 1/day - Cloudkill, and Unholy Blight; these are as the spells cast by a 12th level sorcerer, save DC equals 14 plus spell level.Regenerate (Ex): The golgothan regenerates 5 points of damage per round, unless the damage was dealt by fire or cold.Fire Vulnerability (Ex): Due to it's composition the golgothan takes double damage from fire sources.Breathless (Ex): Immune to gas attacks, can  survive indefinetly in airless inviroments, not subject to chocking and drowning.-Please tell me what you think. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)"  data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" /></blockquote>

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