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<blockquote data-quote="Emirikol" data-source="post: 4217735" data-attributes="member: 10638"><p>From the Keep on the Shadowfell characters..revealed: <a href="http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=80204" target="_blank">Keep on the Shadowfell preview characters - Giant in the Playground Forums</a></p><p></p><p>H0pefully this doesnt' offend any of you positive slopers <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" /></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>4th edition character powers revealed in the Keep on the Shadowfell Scenario:</strong></span></p><p><strong>FIGHTER</strong></p><p><em>Spinning Sweep</em></p><p>"And you sing a Happy Little Working Song" How we all enjoy letting loose with a little</p><p>La-da-da-dum-dum. While we’re emptying the vacu-um. It’s such fun to hum. A happy working song. Oo-ooh. A happy working song</p><p></p><p><em>Brut "Aftershave" Strike</em></p><p>Upon your face you slap on a new fragrance for men that's as different as you are. Independent, authentic, and optimistic to the core.</p><p></p><p><em>Cleave Chin</em></p><p>You laugh at an opponent all night long until he gains a Jay Leno chin. at which point his helmet no longer fits leaving him with a lower AC</p><p></p><p><em>Reaping Shrike</em></p><p>You hurl a 400-pound (180-kg) U.S. air-to-ground missile at your enemies that is designed to destroy missile batteries by homing in on their radar emissions.</p><p></p><p><strong>ROUGE</strong> (the new D&Dism way to spell Rogue)</p><p><em>Second Chance</em></p><p>The Second Chance Program is a unique social rehabilitation model in the criminal justice system that offers drug rehabilitation as well as education and self-respect components to help reduce criminal behavior. The program delivered to offenders in secure settings additionally provides Social Workers to help transition and reintegrate the offender back into society. The six to eight-month program teaches self-control, critical reasoning, development of moral reasoning skills, development of life skills, self-esteem, problem solving and coping resources.</p><p></p><p><em>Def Strike</em></p><p>"yo, mah pizzles, I got da hook-up at this def new club. It's suppose ta be off da hizzy"</p><p></p><p><em>Sly Flourish</em></p><p>You gain the ability to flourish, regardless of your 'sly' nature. You are a gentleman who is educated and refined who doesn't tell (if asked).</p><p></p><p><em>Positive Slope</em></p><p>You are able to act so stupid or moronic that your opponent actaually disbelieves what you are going to do saying things like "he's either very smart or very dumb" giving you a combat advantage. </p><p></p><p><em>Trick Strike</em></p><p>Your ability to call someone a "trick" shows you are not impressed/convinced by them inflicting a demoralization bonus. </p><p></p><p><strong>PALADIN POWERS:</strong></p><p><em>Holy Spite</em> (Pal Atk 1)</p><p>Using your religious texts as an excuse, you make an a malicious, usually petty attack with the desire to harm, annoy, frustrate, or humiliate another person</p><p></p><p><em>Valiant Spit</em> (Pal Atk 1)</p><p>You feign boldness and courageousness while making a malicious, usually petty attack with sputum, usually hawked up from the deepest reaches of your trachea.</p><p></p><p><em>Radiant Spork</em></p><p>Your utensil glows with a pearly luminescence just to to fill your opponent also with spite; vex him, and offend him. Creatures such as demons, devils, deevels and daeaeeamons are particularly affected asis Colonel Sanders.</p><p></p><p><em>Paladin's Overly Judgemental Power</em></p><p>The paladin may make an overly moral judgments, demonstrating his stupid, foolish, stubbornness to his enemy and irritating and embarassing his allies.</p><p></p><p><strong>CLERIC POWERS</strong></p><p><em>Lance of Fate</em></p><p>A smudgy ray of dirt smears your foe with uncleanliness. Splotches of dirt linger around the target, demonstrating to your ally that his attack has a predestined and tragic end.</p><p></p><p><em>Lip-smacking Flame</em></p><p>Mmm, mmm good light shines down from above that's just lip-smacking good. Your enemy sees the lip-smacky-goodness and becomes calm and observant.</p><p></p><p><em>Healing Spike</em></p><p>DIving radience gleams from your iron spike just before you plunge it into the chest of your ally. If they survive, they recieve a minor blessing.</p><p></p><p><em>Bacon of Hope</em></p><p>Crackling, popping, frying good energy gives your opponents a nasty grease burn and your allies a nice breakfast.</p><p></p><p><strong>WIZTARD POWERS</strong></p><p>Mirror Missile</p><p>You launch missiles at all mirrors in sight.</p><p></p><p><em>Ray of Jack Frost</em></p><p>You take on the temporary aspect of an elfish creature who personifies crisp, cold weather. The ray blasts beautiful patterns on autumn leaves and windows on frosty mornings.</p><p></p><p><em>Scorching Borscht</em></p><p>You brew up boiling hot vegetable soup which is traditionally cooked including beetroot as a main ingredient which gives it a strong red color. Other, non-beet power varieties also exist, such as the tomato paste-based orange borshch and the green (zelioni) borshch (sorrel soup). In any case, all of your allies who drink it must make a fort save or burn their tongues and roof of their mouths.</p><p></p><p><em>Burning Hands</em></p><p>Fierce flames erupt from your hands after you plunge them into gasoline and set them ablaze.</p><p></p><p><em>Acid Burrow</em></p><p>You fill any local small, friendly animal's dwelling with acidcausing misery and dispair amongst the furry anthropomorphized ones. It's not like you care, you're evil'</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>jh</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Emirikol, post: 4217735, member: 10638"] From the Keep on the Shadowfell characters..revealed: [url=http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=80204]Keep on the Shadowfell preview characters - Giant in the Playground Forums[/url] H0pefully this doesnt' offend any of you positive slopers ;) [SIZE=4] [B]4th edition character powers revealed in the Keep on the Shadowfell Scenario:[/B][/SIZE] [B]FIGHTER[/B] [I]Spinning Sweep[/I] "And you sing a Happy Little Working Song" How we all enjoy letting loose with a little La-da-da-dum-dum. While we’re emptying the vacu-um. It’s such fun to hum. A happy working song. Oo-ooh. A happy working song [I]Brut "Aftershave" Strike[/I] Upon your face you slap on a new fragrance for men that's as different as you are. Independent, authentic, and optimistic to the core. [I]Cleave Chin[/I] You laugh at an opponent all night long until he gains a Jay Leno chin. at which point his helmet no longer fits leaving him with a lower AC [I]Reaping Shrike[/I] You hurl a 400-pound (180-kg) U.S. air-to-ground missile at your enemies that is designed to destroy missile batteries by homing in on their radar emissions. [B]ROUGE[/B] (the new D&Dism way to spell Rogue) [I]Second Chance[/I] The Second Chance Program is a unique social rehabilitation model in the criminal justice system that offers drug rehabilitation as well as education and self-respect components to help reduce criminal behavior. The program delivered to offenders in secure settings additionally provides Social Workers to help transition and reintegrate the offender back into society. The six to eight-month program teaches self-control, critical reasoning, development of moral reasoning skills, development of life skills, self-esteem, problem solving and coping resources. [I]Def Strike[/I] "yo, mah pizzles, I got da hook-up at this def new club. It's suppose ta be off da hizzy" [I]Sly Flourish[/I] You gain the ability to flourish, regardless of your 'sly' nature. You are a gentleman who is educated and refined who doesn't tell (if asked). [I]Positive Slope[/I] You are able to act so stupid or moronic that your opponent actaually disbelieves what you are going to do saying things like "he's either very smart or very dumb" giving you a combat advantage. [I]Trick Strike[/I] Your ability to call someone a "trick" shows you are not impressed/convinced by them inflicting a demoralization bonus. [B]PALADIN POWERS:[/B] [I]Holy Spite[/I] (Pal Atk 1) Using your religious texts as an excuse, you make an a malicious, usually petty attack with the desire to harm, annoy, frustrate, or humiliate another person [I]Valiant Spit[/I] (Pal Atk 1) You feign boldness and courageousness while making a malicious, usually petty attack with sputum, usually hawked up from the deepest reaches of your trachea. [I]Radiant Spork[/I] Your utensil glows with a pearly luminescence just to to fill your opponent also with spite; vex him, and offend him. Creatures such as demons, devils, deevels and daeaeeamons are particularly affected asis Colonel Sanders. [I]Paladin's Overly Judgemental Power[/I] The paladin may make an overly moral judgments, demonstrating his stupid, foolish, stubbornness to his enemy and irritating and embarassing his allies. [B]CLERIC POWERS[/B] [I]Lance of Fate[/I] A smudgy ray of dirt smears your foe with uncleanliness. Splotches of dirt linger around the target, demonstrating to your ally that his attack has a predestined and tragic end. [I]Lip-smacking Flame[/I] Mmm, mmm good light shines down from above that's just lip-smacking good. Your enemy sees the lip-smacky-goodness and becomes calm and observant. [I]Healing Spike[/I] DIving radience gleams from your iron spike just before you plunge it into the chest of your ally. If they survive, they recieve a minor blessing. [I]Bacon of Hope[/I] Crackling, popping, frying good energy gives your opponents a nasty grease burn and your allies a nice breakfast. [B]WIZTARD POWERS[/B] Mirror Missile You launch missiles at all mirrors in sight. [I]Ray of Jack Frost[/I] You take on the temporary aspect of an elfish creature who personifies crisp, cold weather. The ray blasts beautiful patterns on autumn leaves and windows on frosty mornings. [I]Scorching Borscht[/I] You brew up boiling hot vegetable soup which is traditionally cooked including beetroot as a main ingredient which gives it a strong red color. Other, non-beet power varieties also exist, such as the tomato paste-based orange borshch and the green (zelioni) borshch (sorrel soup). In any case, all of your allies who drink it must make a fort save or burn their tongues and roof of their mouths. [I]Burning Hands[/I] Fierce flames erupt from your hands after you plunge them into gasoline and set them ablaze. [I]Acid Burrow[/I] You fill any local small, friendly animal's dwelling with acidcausing misery and dispair amongst the furry anthropomorphized ones. It's not like you care, you're evil' jh . [/QUOTE]
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