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<blockquote data-quote="Vraille Darkfang" data-source="post: 2782042" data-attributes="member: 16989">That's Nothing.Lots of Intellignet weapons in my world could serve as a shrink PhD Thesis.There is a Paladin's Greatsword (who, after a nasty incident with a Troll with Sunder &amp; a +5 Greataxe) has found himself re-forged into a Dagger &amp; now has a severe case of &quot;Size Envy&quot;&nbsp; (Refuses to allow its wielder to have ANY weapon larger than him, which is most).There's the Spear thatvbelieves itself cursed as most of his wielders die in extremely painful &amp; ghastly Fashions.&nbsp; In fact, his only joy in life is detailing how some previous wielder die in a excutiating, messy, and nasty fashion in a situation similar to the one the party is in right now.At least one Masochistic Dwarven Warhammer that actively likes to be Sundered.A voyeuristic Dancing Rapier that likes to cut the clothes off attractive females (Elves Prefered, though the exact gender revealed can be a surprise).The +5 Adamantine, Keen, Vorpal Longsword with Agorophoba, Nyctophobia, and Hemophobia.&nbsp; So it would leave its scabbard to fight non-living creatures in interior, well-lit areas.And, I had one player create a Shocking Burst Quarterstaff with the Personality of an East German Dominatrix. (Its usefulness dropped after I stopped using Called Shots Rules).But, hey, Intellignet Items are often left alone for centruies at a time at the bottom of some nameless treasure horde.&nbsp; Woudn't your mental health suffer if you spent 500 years staring at some Great Wyrms Red's Butt every day, all day?</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Vraille Darkfang, post: 2782042, member: 16989"] That's Nothing. Lots of Intellignet weapons in my world could serve as a shrink PhD Thesis. There is a Paladin's Greatsword (who, after a nasty incident with a Troll with Sunder & a +5 Greataxe) has found himself re-forged into a Dagger & now has a severe case of "Size Envy" (Refuses to allow its wielder to have ANY weapon larger than him, which is most). There's the Spear thatvbelieves itself cursed as most of his wielders die in extremely painful & ghastly Fashions. In fact, his only joy in life is detailing how some previous wielder die in a excutiating, messy, and nasty fashion in a situation similar to the one the party is in right now. At least one Masochistic Dwarven Warhammer that actively likes to be Sundered. A voyeuristic Dancing Rapier that likes to cut the clothes off attractive females (Elves Prefered, though the exact gender revealed can be a surprise). The +5 Adamantine, Keen, Vorpal Longsword with Agorophoba, Nyctophobia, and Hemophobia. So it would leave its scabbard to fight non-living creatures in interior, well-lit areas. And, I had one player create a Shocking Burst Quarterstaff with the Personality of an East German Dominatrix. (Its usefulness dropped after I stopped using Called Shots Rules). But, hey, Intellignet Items are often left alone for centruies at a time at the bottom of some nameless treasure horde. Woudn't your mental health suffer if you spent 500 years staring at some Great Wyrms Red's Butt every day, all day? [/QUOTE]

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