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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Loren Pechtel" data-source="post: 1672428" data-attributes="member: 4679">A spell I have been thinking of:Flash:  Arcane 2AOE:  One not-impotent male who finds the caster (race and gender) sexually attractive.Range:  Short and requires a clear line of sight.Duration:   1 round/level + specialComponents:  SSave:  NegSR: Yes       The caster quickly exposes his/her genitals to the target.  This specifically requires a short exposure, simple nudity without removing/replacing something which blocks sight (stepping into view and back out is also ok) is not sufficient.  The target must have a clear view of the caster for this moment--the caster can't have cover or concealment in excess of 25%, nor be under a blur spell.  All squares between the caster and target must be clear.  (They may be occupied by transparent things, though.)        If the target fails his save he will get a massive erection.  The size of this is 2 * square root(caster level + caster appearance mod) - target wisdom mod, expressed as a ratio to the target's normal erection size.  High wisdom targets will never end up smaller than normal even if this ratio is less than 1.  If apperance isn't being used, use the charisma mod instead.        Erections larger than 2x normal will generally burst non-magical clothing, 3x normal will generally burst non-magical armor although chain won't burst until 4x.  Bursting armor inflicts a d6 in damage on the target.  Magical clothing and armor will resize itself and not be harmed.        An erection 8x normal that remains confined will end up in the target's face and provide his opponents with a +4 cover bonus.  Unconfined erections will point forward, if they exceed 5 feet the target is considered to extend into the square in front for purposes of being attacked but not for purposes of attacking.  Said victim may choose to use one arm to lift his organ out of danger.  This ties up the arm (no shield or TWF) and provides his opponents with the cover bonus.        While the spell normally lasts only 1 round/level, the erection will not fade so long as it's actively being used for sexual purposes.  A willing target may also choose to give up any portion of their wisdom bonus.  A willing target also adds 1 to the multiplier if the caster of the spell is the person he's about to have sex with.        Note that this spell has no armor check penalty.  However, the caster must remove part of their armor to meet the requirements of the spell.  This takes 1/3 the time it would take to remove the armor, and that much time again to replace it.        A female caster may flash her breasts instead for 1/2 effectiveness and the armor takes 1/4 of the time to totally remove.</blockquote>

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