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[Adult] Guide to Unlawful Carnal Knowledge, thread 2
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<blockquote data-quote="Isawa Sideshow" data-source="post: 166614" data-attributes="member: 1107"><p>@sorn and kolvar:</p><p></p><p>I love the fun aspects too - I subscribe to the Xxxenophile shool of sexuality. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /> However, at the same time I realize that not everyone wants a humorous guide to sex; some people actually want a more serious guide, and some will actively shun the BoUCK simply because of the less-serious portions, even if they'd otherwise like the content.</p><p></p><p>That said, the basic guidelines <em>I'd</em> use for the dividing line are as follows:</p><p></p><p>1) Any content on pregnancy, midwifery, contraception, and fertility/infertility goes in the serious guide.</p><p>2) Any content on the basic mechanics for sex resolution goes in the serious guide.</p><p>3) Any content on seduction/charm and associated magics goes in the serious guide.</p><p>4) Any patently humorous or intentionally "over-the-top" items/spells/etc. go in the hentai add-on. Also, tentacles and all associated items go in the hentai guide.</p><p></p><p>Basic guideline: if you'd use it in a serious campaign, it goes in the serious guide; otherwise, it goes into the hentai add-on.</p><p></p><p>By those guidelines, here's the list of things I would cut from the main guide (if it were my decision - it's not, of course);</p><p></p><p>Porno Periodicals of Humanoids</p><p></p><p>Pimp PrC</p><p>Tentacle Master PrC</p><p></p><p>Spells</p><p>------</p><p>Annihilator's Penis of Power</p><p>Bitch Slap</p><p>Embarrassing Fetish</p><p>Flash</p><p>Freudian Thoughts</p><p>Heterophobia/Homophobia</p><p>Luwain's Everlasting Hard-On (perhaps just a name change)</p><p>Masturbation</p><p>PMS</p><p>Power Word, Castrate</p><p>Prismatic Dildo</p><p>Resist Self</p><p>Skank</p><p>Slap</p><p>Strip</p><p>Summon Cissaldan</p><p>Tweak/Goose</p><p></p><p>Psionic Powers</p><p>----</p><p>Willy's Partial Expansion</p><p></p><p>Items</p><p>----</p><p>Castration weapons</p><p>Raping weapons</p><p>Dagger of Circumcision (debatable)</p><p>Rod of Pillows</p><p>Rod of Vibration</p><p>Tentacular Staffs</p><p>Phallic Wands</p><p>Sheet of Useful Toys</p><p>Strap-On of Astounding</p><p>Teeny-Weeny Bikini</p><p>Underwear items</p><p></p><p>Monsters</p><p>----</p><p>Recondite</p><p>Skirtseeker</p><p>Twat Mouse</p><p>Wild Oats</p><p></p><p>----------</p><p></p><p>Magic items get hurt the most, since most of those were lifted directly from the 2e guide. Spells, on the other hand, don't get changed all that much, since the vast majority are focused on pregnancy and seduction.</p><p></p><p>Also, I noticed that several of the spells are either very weak on mechanics, or duplicate other spells (Sexual Nerd and Layla's Uglification, for example).</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Isawa Sideshow, post: 166614, member: 1107"] @sorn and kolvar: I love the fun aspects too - I subscribe to the Xxxenophile shool of sexuality. :) However, at the same time I realize that not everyone wants a humorous guide to sex; some people actually want a more serious guide, and some will actively shun the BoUCK simply because of the less-serious portions, even if they'd otherwise like the content. That said, the basic guidelines [i]I'd[/i] use for the dividing line are as follows: 1) Any content on pregnancy, midwifery, contraception, and fertility/infertility goes in the serious guide. 2) Any content on the basic mechanics for sex resolution goes in the serious guide. 3) Any content on seduction/charm and associated magics goes in the serious guide. 4) Any patently humorous or intentionally "over-the-top" items/spells/etc. go in the hentai add-on. Also, tentacles and all associated items go in the hentai guide. Basic guideline: if you'd use it in a serious campaign, it goes in the serious guide; otherwise, it goes into the hentai add-on. By those guidelines, here's the list of things I would cut from the main guide (if it were my decision - it's not, of course); Porno Periodicals of Humanoids Pimp PrC Tentacle Master PrC Spells ------ Annihilator's Penis of Power Bitch Slap Embarrassing Fetish Flash Freudian Thoughts Heterophobia/Homophobia Luwain's Everlasting Hard-On (perhaps just a name change) Masturbation PMS Power Word, Castrate Prismatic Dildo Resist Self Skank Slap Strip Summon Cissaldan Tweak/Goose Psionic Powers ---- Willy's Partial Expansion Items ---- Castration weapons Raping weapons Dagger of Circumcision (debatable) Rod of Pillows Rod of Vibration Tentacular Staffs Phallic Wands Sheet of Useful Toys Strap-On of Astounding Teeny-Weeny Bikini Underwear items Monsters ---- Recondite Skirtseeker Twat Mouse Wild Oats ---------- Magic items get hurt the most, since most of those were lifted directly from the 2e guide. Spells, on the other hand, don't get changed all that much, since the vast majority are focused on pregnancy and seduction. Also, I noticed that several of the spells are either very weak on mechanics, or duplicate other spells (Sexual Nerd and Layla's Uglification, for example). [/QUOTE]
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