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<blockquote data-quote="Anabstercorian" data-source="post: 170822" data-attributes="member: 2550"><p><strong>Riot Gear returneth</strong></p><p></p><p>From the response on the "Keep or dump the silly stuff," I recommend we pare down the guide. Keep most of what we've got, but throw out all the crap. All the stuff we copied verbatim from the old guide? It's crap. Let's slash & burn it. Here's what I recommend we put in the new guide:</p><p></p><p><strong>Beguiler, Controller, Chaste Virgin, Dominator, Houri, Seductress, and Tantric Master PrC. All of these need review and work on the boards for balance, even if they ARE icky. The remainder should be cleaned up and released later. Especially the Tentacle Master, which is great.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>New skills/feats that give bonuses to interact with those attracted to your gender, bonuses to enchantment spells, etc.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>Prostitution tables/costs, 'cause players are always doin' this and the DM's want to make you pay.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>Slave tables and costs were mentioned, but I think we should leave that to the Book of Vile Darkness, where the professionals are handling it.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>We put way too damn much work in to the rules for getting it on to get rid of them, even if they are silly. Let's clean them up and pare them down a bit if we have to, though.</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Take all the spells from the 1st guide and burn them to the ground. Erase everything but their names and work from there - Because some of them are total crap, some of them are awful ideas badly presented, some of them are good ideas poorly presented, and we can remake the ones that are good all around ourselves.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>Rules for crazy sexual magic and what not. I've actually worked out a way to simulate this. Aside from simply using Circle Magic from Forgotten Realms, I mean. My way is a little different, once I complete my Eromancer prestige class you'll see what I mean.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>Rules on what happens if you become pregnant or impregnate someone while polymorphed outside your own race. Because players are nasty.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>"Hot" monsters like the succubus, erinyes, nymph and dryad. Because it's a good way to die. Also, add male equivalents for the ladies. And the Recondite were my girlfriends idea, so they stay.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>Venereal disease info for real world diseases and a few new fantasy ones. Because players should cough and bleed and die and get lesions in unmentionable places. Because we can. Because it gives us an interesting chance to create a new kind of disease, a long term illness, which isn't very well simulated in D&D at the moment.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>Different courtship and marriage customs from a variety of cultures and time periods (preferably real historical ones) was SUGGESTED, but I think it might be a bit out of the scope of the guide... Nonetheless, it would probably be worth doing.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>We should pare down the item list a great deal. Some of them are great and clever, and others are just stupid. Strap on of astounding? Cute. But no one would ever make it.</strong></p><p></p><p>I'm Riot Gear, so you know. Next up, my idea for the Eromancer.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Anabstercorian, post: 170822, member: 2550"] [b]Riot Gear returneth[/b] From the response on the "Keep or dump the silly stuff," I recommend we pare down the guide. Keep most of what we've got, but throw out all the crap. All the stuff we copied verbatim from the old guide? It's crap. Let's slash & burn it. Here's what I recommend we put in the new guide: [b]Beguiler, Controller, Chaste Virgin, Dominator, Houri, Seductress, and Tantric Master PrC. All of these need review and work on the boards for balance, even if they ARE icky. The remainder should be cleaned up and released later. Especially the Tentacle Master, which is great.[/b] [b]New skills/feats that give bonuses to interact with those attracted to your gender, bonuses to enchantment spells, etc.[/b] [b]Prostitution tables/costs, 'cause players are always doin' this and the DM's want to make you pay.[/b] [b]Slave tables and costs were mentioned, but I think we should leave that to the Book of Vile Darkness, where the professionals are handling it.[/b] [b]We put way too damn much work in to the rules for getting it on to get rid of them, even if they are silly. Let's clean them up and pare them down a bit if we have to, though.[/b] [b]Take all the spells from the 1st guide and burn them to the ground. Erase everything but their names and work from there - Because some of them are total crap, some of them are awful ideas badly presented, some of them are good ideas poorly presented, and we can remake the ones that are good all around ourselves.[/b] [b]Rules for crazy sexual magic and what not. I've actually worked out a way to simulate this. Aside from simply using Circle Magic from Forgotten Realms, I mean. My way is a little different, once I complete my Eromancer prestige class you'll see what I mean.[/b] [b]Rules on what happens if you become pregnant or impregnate someone while polymorphed outside your own race. Because players are nasty.[/b] [b]"Hot" monsters like the succubus, erinyes, nymph and dryad. Because it's a good way to die. Also, add male equivalents for the ladies. And the Recondite were my girlfriends idea, so they stay.[/b] [b]Venereal disease info for real world diseases and a few new fantasy ones. Because players should cough and bleed and die and get lesions in unmentionable places. Because we can. Because it gives us an interesting chance to create a new kind of disease, a long term illness, which isn't very well simulated in D&D at the moment.[/b] [b]Different courtship and marriage customs from a variety of cultures and time periods (preferably real historical ones) was SUGGESTED, but I think it might be a bit out of the scope of the guide... Nonetheless, it would probably be worth doing.[/b] [b]We should pare down the item list a great deal. Some of them are great and clever, and others are just stupid. Strap on of astounding? Cute. But no one would ever make it.[/b] I'm Riot Gear, so you know. Next up, my idea for the Eromancer. [/QUOTE]
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