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<blockquote data-quote="Anabstercorian" data-source="post: 175852" data-attributes="member: 2550"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><u>New Equipment Post</u></strong></span></p><p></p><p>There are a few terms for sex toys used in this post. If that's a problem for you, what the heck are you even doing in this thread? I mean, seriously.</p><p></p><p>[CODE][COLOR=coral]</p><p>Item......................................Cost......Weight</p><p>----......................................----......------</p><p>Bed, One Person.....................12 sp.....75 lbs</p><p>Bed, Two-Person.....................22 sp.....140 lbs</p><p>Bed, Heart-Shaped...................8 gp......160 lbs</p><p>Bed, Masterwork.....................+420 gp...N/A</p><p>Bed Canopy, Linen...................100 gp....20 lbs</p><p>Bed Canopy, Silk....................250 gp....10 lbs</p><p>Bedroll, Average....................1 sp......5 lbs</p><p>Bedroll, Masterwork.................2 gp......3 lbs</p><p>Catsuit.............................80 gp.....3 lbs</p><p>Couch, Roman........................1 gp......20 lbs</p><p>Courtessan's Outfit.................30 gp.....2 lbs</p><p>Courtessan's Outfit, Fine...........100 gp.....2 lbs</p><p>Dildo, Small, Wood or Ceramic.......1 sp......*</p><p>Dildo, Medium, Wood or Ceramic......2 sp......*</p><p>Dildo, Large, Wood or Ceramic.......3 sp......0.25 lbs</p><p>Dildo, Small, Ivory or Copper.......2 gp.....*</p><p>Dildo, Medium, Ivory or Copper......3 gp.....0.25 lbs</p><p>Dildo, Large, Ivory or Copper.......4 gp.....0.5 lbs</p><p>Dildo, Small, Silver or Glass.......20 gp.....*</p><p>Dildo, Medium, Silver or Glass......30 gp.....0.25 lbs</p><p>Dildo, Large, Silver or Glass.......40 gp.....0.5 lbs</p><p>Dildo, Masterwork...................+10 gp...N/A</p><p>Dildo, Silver or Glass, MW..........+100 gp...N/A</p><p>Cheap Harlot's Outfit...............1 sp.....2 lbs</p><p>Leather Manacles....................8 gp......1 lb</p><p>Leather Manacles, Masterwork........80 gp.....2 lb</p><p>Pillow, Cloth.......................2 sp......0.2 lb</p><p>Pillow, Silk........................2 gp......*</p><p>Pornographic Pamphlet..............1 sp......**</p><p>Pornographic Pamphlet, MW...........5+ gp.....*</p><p>Swimsuit, Conservative..............3 sp......4 lbs (15 lbs wet)</p><p>Swimsuit, Tight.....................1 gp......1 lb (3 lbs wet)</p><p>Swimsuit, Drow......................2 gp......**</p><p>Underclothing, Chaste...............1 cp......*</p><p>Underclothing, Suggestive...........2 sp......**</p><p>Underclothing, Lingerie.............10 gp....**</p><p></p><p>* indicates the item has negligible weight. 10 of these weigh one pound.</p><p>** indicates the item has almost no weight. 100 of these weigh one pound.</p><p></p><p>[/COLOR][/CODE]</p><p></p><p><strong>Bed, One Person:</strong> This is a wooden bed frame containing a tightly packed straw mattress. It tends to collect bugs unless the straw is changed out regularly, but it's comfy. It's sized for a single person. Alter the cost of a bed for different sized creatures as though the bed were a suit of armor.</p><p></p><p><strong>Bed, Two Person:</strong> As a one person bed, but sized for two people.</p><p></p><p><strong>Bed, Heart-Shaped:</strong> As a one person bed, but sized for up to three people and shaped like a heart.</p><p></p><p><strong>Bed, Masterwork:</strong> Masterwork beds, instead of straw padding, have felt padding treated with an alchemical potion to ward off insects, and are extremely comfortable. Aside from being great spots for sex, they're excellent for bed rest, offering a +2 bonus to Heal checks for long term care to anyone who rests exclusively on a masterwork bed.</p><p></p><p><strong>Bed Canopy:</strong> A bed canopy is a frame over a bed hung with drapes to conceal the bed from view. It can be used for privacy or modesty, made of various qualities of cloth, or decorated with all sorts of designs. Certain ornate ones might cost more than usual, or even qualify as art objects.</p><p></p><p><strong>Bedroll:</strong>A bedroll is a tightly packed roll of blankets and padding that serves as a portable bed. It only comfortably fits one, but can be occupied by two in a pinch or three extremely close friends. A masterwork bedroll is formed of fine silk cloth with a bottom layer of tough leather, so it lasts longer and is more comfortable, and provides a +2 bonus to Heal checks to provide long term care to patients resting in it.</p><p></p><p><strong>Catsuit:</strong> A more or less skintight body suit made from treated leather that shrinks to hug the body perfectly. It has to be personally tailored to fit properly, but allows total freedom freedom of movement and allows the use of the Body to Die For feat. The iconic character Lidda wears a catsuit.</p><p></p><p><strong>Couch, Roman:</strong> This couch isn't meant for sleeping, but rather for relaxing and reclining. However, it's suitable for an intimate encounter in a pinch. The frame is usually wood with crushed fabric padding.</p><p></p><p><strong>Dildos:</strong> These are carved phallic objects used to take the place of an actual penis for sexual play or masturbation. They come in a variety of sizes and materials, although expensive polished wood and ivory are the most common. Masterwork ones have perfectly formed surfaces designed specifically to increase pleasure - Ribs, little bumbs, a certain type of curvature, and so forth. Masterwork dildos provide a +2 bonus to Sexual Prowess checks made involving them.</p><p></p><p><strong>Harlot's Outfit:</strong> This could be almost any type of highly revealing, sexually suggestive outfit, and is usually a little chilly. It can be worn in conjunction with the Body to Die For feat, but often allows very little freedom of movement due to high heeled boots or something equally debilitating. The iconic character Mialee wears a harlot's outfit.</p><p></p><p><strong>Leather Manacles:</strong> Leather manacles are similar to normal manacles, but more comfortable and tighter. All of their Escape Artist DC's for escape are two points higher, and their break DC's are three points lower. These are also occasionally used for those saddled with a bondage fetish, and masterwork leather manacles are often full body affairs. Masterwork leather manacles gain an additional +4 bonus to their Escape Artist DC if the captive wearing it is naked.</p><p></p><p><strong>Pillow:</strong> A soft pad made of cloth with raw fiber stuffing, such as cotton or twill. It's comfy and soft, and good for sitting. Fairies will occasionally gleefully roll around naked on silk pillows if you give them the chance.</p><p></p><p><strong>Pornographic Pamphlet:</strong> This is a hand drawn and copied leaflet containing explicit drawings and material. Because it was drawn by hand, it's very expensive, and the quality varies dramatically from artist to artist.</p><p>Masterwork pamphlets are created by mages using Prestidigitation and Write, or by extremely skilled artists, and are thus of remarkably higher quality. They're also printed on better paper, and better bound. They also cost a fat two pounds of gold.</p><p></p><p><strong>Swimsuit, Conservative:</strong> A concealing and modest swimsuit concealing almost the entire body under ballooning cloth, this outfit nonetheless is good for swimming, although it weighs a ton after absorbing water.</p><p></p><p><strong>Swimsuit, Tight:</strong> A skintight suit of supple animal skin or fine fabric, this suit could range from a wet suit to a one-piece to a bikini. The Body To Die For feat can be used in conjunction with a tight swimsuit.</p><p></p><p><strong>Swimsuit, Drow:</strong> A patina of diaphanous spiderwebs only barely covering the unmentionable anatomy of either gender, this swimsuit also supports and firms the groin or breasts dramtically, giving a +1 bonus to all effects resulting from the Body To Die For feat.</p><p></p><p><strong>Underclothing, Chaste:</strong> Simple cotton underclothes that amply hide all unmentionables beneath opaque white cloth.</p><p></p><p><strong>Underclothing, Suggestive:</strong> Tighter underclothes of a suggestive color, or highly revealing underclothing, or partially transparent underclothing.</p><p></p><p><strong>Underclothing, Lingerie:</strong> Highly revealing, skin tight underclothing with exotic embroidery, perhaps of suggestive scenes.</p><p></p><p>Complete, for now.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Anabstercorian, post: 175852, member: 2550"] [SIZE=4][b][u]New Equipment Post[/u][/b][u][/u][/SIZE] There are a few terms for sex toys used in this post. If that's a problem for you, what the heck are you even doing in this thread? I mean, seriously. [CODE][COLOR=coral] Item......................................Cost......Weight ----......................................----......------ Bed, One Person.....................12 sp.....75 lbs Bed, Two-Person.....................22 sp.....140 lbs Bed, Heart-Shaped...................8 gp......160 lbs Bed, Masterwork.....................+420 gp...N/A Bed Canopy, Linen...................100 gp....20 lbs Bed Canopy, Silk....................250 gp....10 lbs Bedroll, Average....................1 sp......5 lbs Bedroll, Masterwork.................2 gp......3 lbs Catsuit.............................80 gp.....3 lbs Couch, Roman........................1 gp......20 lbs Courtessan's Outfit.................30 gp.....2 lbs Courtessan's Outfit, Fine...........100 gp.....2 lbs Dildo, Small, Wood or Ceramic.......1 sp......* Dildo, Medium, Wood or Ceramic......2 sp......* Dildo, Large, Wood or Ceramic.......3 sp......0.25 lbs Dildo, Small, Ivory or Copper.......2 gp.....* Dildo, Medium, Ivory or Copper......3 gp.....0.25 lbs Dildo, Large, Ivory or Copper.......4 gp.....0.5 lbs Dildo, Small, Silver or Glass.......20 gp.....* Dildo, Medium, Silver or Glass......30 gp.....0.25 lbs Dildo, Large, Silver or Glass.......40 gp.....0.5 lbs Dildo, Masterwork...................+10 gp...N/A Dildo, Silver or Glass, MW..........+100 gp...N/A Cheap Harlot's Outfit...............1 sp.....2 lbs Leather Manacles....................8 gp......1 lb Leather Manacles, Masterwork........80 gp.....2 lb Pillow, Cloth.......................2 sp......0.2 lb Pillow, Silk........................2 gp......* Pornographic Pamphlet..............1 sp......** Pornographic Pamphlet, MW...........5+ gp.....* Swimsuit, Conservative..............3 sp......4 lbs (15 lbs wet) Swimsuit, Tight.....................1 gp......1 lb (3 lbs wet) Swimsuit, Drow......................2 gp......** Underclothing, Chaste...............1 cp......* Underclothing, Suggestive...........2 sp......** Underclothing, Lingerie.............10 gp....** * indicates the item has negligible weight. 10 of these weigh one pound. ** indicates the item has almost no weight. 100 of these weigh one pound. [/COLOR][/CODE] [b]Bed, One Person:[/b] This is a wooden bed frame containing a tightly packed straw mattress. It tends to collect bugs unless the straw is changed out regularly, but it's comfy. It's sized for a single person. Alter the cost of a bed for different sized creatures as though the bed were a suit of armor. [b]Bed, Two Person:[/b] As a one person bed, but sized for two people. [b]Bed, Heart-Shaped:[/b] As a one person bed, but sized for up to three people and shaped like a heart. [b]Bed, Masterwork:[/b] Masterwork beds, instead of straw padding, have felt padding treated with an alchemical potion to ward off insects, and are extremely comfortable. Aside from being great spots for sex, they're excellent for bed rest, offering a +2 bonus to Heal checks for long term care to anyone who rests exclusively on a masterwork bed. [b]Bed Canopy:[/b] A bed canopy is a frame over a bed hung with drapes to conceal the bed from view. It can be used for privacy or modesty, made of various qualities of cloth, or decorated with all sorts of designs. Certain ornate ones might cost more than usual, or even qualify as art objects. [b]Bedroll:[/b]A bedroll is a tightly packed roll of blankets and padding that serves as a portable bed. It only comfortably fits one, but can be occupied by two in a pinch or three extremely close friends. A masterwork bedroll is formed of fine silk cloth with a bottom layer of tough leather, so it lasts longer and is more comfortable, and provides a +2 bonus to Heal checks to provide long term care to patients resting in it. [b]Catsuit:[/b] A more or less skintight body suit made from treated leather that shrinks to hug the body perfectly. It has to be personally tailored to fit properly, but allows total freedom freedom of movement and allows the use of the Body to Die For feat. The iconic character Lidda wears a catsuit. [b]Couch, Roman:[/b] This couch isn't meant for sleeping, but rather for relaxing and reclining. However, it's suitable for an intimate encounter in a pinch. The frame is usually wood with crushed fabric padding. [b]Dildos:[/b] These are carved phallic objects used to take the place of an actual penis for sexual play or masturbation. They come in a variety of sizes and materials, although expensive polished wood and ivory are the most common. Masterwork ones have perfectly formed surfaces designed specifically to increase pleasure - Ribs, little bumbs, a certain type of curvature, and so forth. Masterwork dildos provide a +2 bonus to Sexual Prowess checks made involving them. [b]Harlot's Outfit:[/b] This could be almost any type of highly revealing, sexually suggestive outfit, and is usually a little chilly. It can be worn in conjunction with the Body to Die For feat, but often allows very little freedom of movement due to high heeled boots or something equally debilitating. The iconic character Mialee wears a harlot's outfit. [b]Leather Manacles:[/b] Leather manacles are similar to normal manacles, but more comfortable and tighter. All of their Escape Artist DC's for escape are two points higher, and their break DC's are three points lower. These are also occasionally used for those saddled with a bondage fetish, and masterwork leather manacles are often full body affairs. Masterwork leather manacles gain an additional +4 bonus to their Escape Artist DC if the captive wearing it is naked. [b]Pillow:[/b] A soft pad made of cloth with raw fiber stuffing, such as cotton or twill. It's comfy and soft, and good for sitting. Fairies will occasionally gleefully roll around naked on silk pillows if you give them the chance. [b]Pornographic Pamphlet:[/b] This is a hand drawn and copied leaflet containing explicit drawings and material. Because it was drawn by hand, it's very expensive, and the quality varies dramatically from artist to artist. Masterwork pamphlets are created by mages using Prestidigitation and Write, or by extremely skilled artists, and are thus of remarkably higher quality. They're also printed on better paper, and better bound. They also cost a fat two pounds of gold. [b]Swimsuit, Conservative:[/b] A concealing and modest swimsuit concealing almost the entire body under ballooning cloth, this outfit nonetheless is good for swimming, although it weighs a ton after absorbing water. [b]Swimsuit, Tight:[/b] A skintight suit of supple animal skin or fine fabric, this suit could range from a wet suit to a one-piece to a bikini. The Body To Die For feat can be used in conjunction with a tight swimsuit. [b]Swimsuit, Drow:[/b] A patina of diaphanous spiderwebs only barely covering the unmentionable anatomy of either gender, this swimsuit also supports and firms the groin or breasts dramtically, giving a +1 bonus to all effects resulting from the Body To Die For feat. [b]Underclothing, Chaste:[/b] Simple cotton underclothes that amply hide all unmentionables beneath opaque white cloth. [b]Underclothing, Suggestive:[/b] Tighter underclothes of a suggestive color, or highly revealing underclothing, or partially transparent underclothing. [b]Underclothing, Lingerie:[/b] Highly revealing, skin tight underclothing with exotic embroidery, perhaps of suggestive scenes. Complete, for now. [/QUOTE]
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