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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Merior" data-source="post: 187292" data-attributes="member: 3629">Well, I posted these to the other board but i thought I might as well put them here as well. Any comments on these oh so innocent items would be appreciated. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" />Heated Elven PlateThis suit of +1 full plate armor is designed to fit the female form like a glove and does so with remarkable comfort. Any female wearing it with no other clothing between their skin and the armor will find that they can rest perfectly well while still having the armor on and that the enchantments upon it will both clean them beneath it and also remove any need to eliminate bodily wastes.Problems occur if this armor is worn by a female elf (of any sub-species). If such a person wears it as described above or more than an hour then the armor will give an audible 'click' as it locks. At that point only the proper command word or a remove curse (from a caster of 10th level of above) will let it be removed. Once locked, the elven wearer must make a Will save (DC 11) each day or become horny until the armor is removed.Caster Level: 9th; Prerequisites: Craft Magic Arms and Armor, arcane lock, bestow curse, prestidigitation, stone shape; Market Price: 16,050 gp; Cost to Create: 8,025 gp + 642 XPBlack Lacy UnderwearThis set of female underthings, made of black lace and velvet, seem to subtle enhance the wearer's 'assets' and draw the right sort of attention to them. Any female wearing these garments gains a +2 bonus to Charisma or Charisma-based skill checks against any being who would otherwise be sexually attracted to them and can see at least part of the garments.Caster Level: 5th; Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, alter self, suggestion; Market Price: 2,000 gp; Cost to Create: 1,000 gp + 80 XP</blockquote>

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