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<blockquote data-quote="Iron Sky" data-source="post: 5679427" data-attributes="member: 60965"><p><span style="color: Orange">FAIR MAIDEN, RESTRAIN YOURSELF - WELL, DON'T PHYSICALLY RESTRAIN YOURSELF, THE CITIZENS OF JUSTICE JUST FINISHED RESCUING YOU. METAPHORICALLY RESTRAIN YOUR OVERABUNDANCE OF ENTHUSIASM FOR SIR EXSIXTEN'S OILY PHYSICS. <span style="font-size: 9px"><ERROR: TARGET WORD INDEX ERROR, USING CLOSEST APPROXIMATE LEXICONICAL SUBSTITUTES></span></span></p><p></p><p>He pats her on the head.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Orange">DON'T WORRY YOUR LITTLE HEAD ABOUT A THING - SIR EXSIXTEN WILL VANQUISH THE NEXT THING HE SEES THAT COULD PASS AS A REASONABLY ACCURATE FACSIMILE OF YOUR PERSON, THUS ALLEVIATING ANY FURTHER ENFORCED REQUIREMENT THAT YOU BE ASSAULTED AND BATTERIED TO POWER HER... POWERS.</span></p><p></p><p>He turns to the group and booms out</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Orange">THIS WAY CITIZENS! I SAY WE USE STEALTH, SNEAK IN LIKE KANGAROOS WITH POUCHES FULL OF SILENCE THEN REVEAL THAT IT'S NOT SILENCE WE CARRY BUT JUSTICE - JUSTICE IN THE FORM OF THE WEAPONS OF HER DEMISE. WELL, GENERAL PURPOSE WEAPONS, BUT ONES CURRENTLY CALIBRATED TO WITCH-DEMISEMENT. SET YOUR WEAPONS TO "SMITE"!</span></p><p></p><p>Sir Exsixten marches off the direction the woman advised him not to go.</p><p></p><p>[ooc]After the group has time for a short rest or two to heal up first, of course.[/ooc]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Iron Sky, post: 5679427, member: 60965"] [COLOR=Orange]FAIR MAIDEN, RESTRAIN YOURSELF - WELL, DON'T PHYSICALLY RESTRAIN YOURSELF, THE CITIZENS OF JUSTICE JUST FINISHED RESCUING YOU. METAPHORICALLY RESTRAIN YOUR OVERABUNDANCE OF ENTHUSIASM FOR SIR EXSIXTEN'S OILY PHYSICS. [SIZE=1]<ERROR: TARGET WORD INDEX ERROR, USING CLOSEST APPROXIMATE LEXICONICAL SUBSTITUTES>[/SIZE][/COLOR] He pats her on the head. [COLOR=Orange]DON'T WORRY YOUR LITTLE HEAD ABOUT A THING - SIR EXSIXTEN WILL VANQUISH THE NEXT THING HE SEES THAT COULD PASS AS A REASONABLY ACCURATE FACSIMILE OF YOUR PERSON, THUS ALLEVIATING ANY FURTHER ENFORCED REQUIREMENT THAT YOU BE ASSAULTED AND BATTERIED TO POWER HER... POWERS.[/COLOR] He turns to the group and booms out [COLOR=Orange]THIS WAY CITIZENS! I SAY WE USE STEALTH, SNEAK IN LIKE KANGAROOS WITH POUCHES FULL OF SILENCE THEN REVEAL THAT IT'S NOT SILENCE WE CARRY BUT JUSTICE - JUSTICE IN THE FORM OF THE WEAPONS OF HER DEMISE. WELL, GENERAL PURPOSE WEAPONS, BUT ONES CURRENTLY CALIBRATED TO WITCH-DEMISEMENT. SET YOUR WEAPONS TO "SMITE"![/COLOR] Sir Exsixten marches off the direction the woman advised him not to go. [ooc]After the group has time for a short rest or two to heal up first, of course.[/ooc] [/QUOTE]
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