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<blockquote data-quote="Iron Sky" data-source="post: 5735791" data-attributes="member: 60965"><p><span style="color: Red">THIS KIND OF WOLF HAS IRON PAWS. QUESTION - WHAT HAS IRON PAWS AND IS AWESOME? THIS GUY!</span></p><p><span style="color: Red"></span></p><p><span style="color: Red">YOU ARE WORTHY OF BEING MY SLAVES, NOTHING MORE. DEAD SLAVES AREN'T USEFUL, SURRENDER THIS USELESS BATTLE AND SERVE ME!</span></p><p><span style="color: Red"></span></p><p><span style="color: Red">BRING YOUR WEAK SAUCE, IT SWEETENS THE FLAVOR OF YOUR INEVITABLE DEFEAT.</span></p><p><span style="color: Red"></span></p><p><span style="color: Red">I THOUGHT WE COVERED THE FUR THING AND THE FACT THAT ME NOT BEING COVERED BY IT IS A SIGN OF SUPERLATIVE WOLFISHNESS, NOT AND DEGRADATION OF QUALITY.</span></p><p></p><p>As Quagmire speaks, however, somehow what he says gets through.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Orange">BUT REAL FOES ARE WHAT SIR EXSIXTEN WAS DESIGNED TO FIGHT, NOT WHAT HE WAS TO BECOME.</span> <span style="color: Red">YOUR ATTEMPTS AT CHIVALRY ARE PATHETIC AND FUTILE.</span> <span style="color: Orange">YOUR ATTEMPTS AT KILLING THE CITIZENS ARE TEARING US - WELL, AND THEM - APART.</span> <span style="color: Orange">SIR EXSIXTEN WOULD RATHER BE RENDERED TO MOLDERING HEAPS OF RUSTY SCRAP THAN SEE HIS COMPANIONS SUFFER.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red">YOUR COMPANIONS ONLY TOLERATE YOU BECAUSE THEY HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET RID OF YOU.</span> <span style="color: Orange">THAT'S BECAUSE SIR EXSIXTEN IS IRREPRESSIBLE AND... WHY WOULD THEY EVER WANT TO GET RID OF HIM? </span><span style="color: Red">BECAUSE HE NEVER STOPS TALKING FOR ONE, AND NONE OF THEM LIKE HIM. IT WOULD BE BETTER IF SIR EXSIXTEN WERE NEVER CREATED! </span></p><p><span style="color: Red"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">BUT SIR EXSIXTEN WOULD DIE FOR ANY OF THEM! OUT BEAST, OUT!</span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p>Exsixten reaches inside its innards and tears out a hunk of gears and wires, hurling it into the rocks. Metal grinds and bends and Exsixten thrashes and contorts on the ground, bits of metal flying everywhere.</p><p></p><p>When it is over, Sir Exsixten lies twitching and sparking on the ground. He crawls forward using his arms before collapsing. He croaks faintly. <span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: Orange">CITIZENS?</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Iron Sky, post: 5735791, member: 60965"] [COLOR=Red]THIS KIND OF WOLF HAS IRON PAWS. QUESTION - WHAT HAS IRON PAWS AND IS AWESOME? THIS GUY! YOU ARE WORTHY OF BEING MY SLAVES, NOTHING MORE. DEAD SLAVES AREN'T USEFUL, SURRENDER THIS USELESS BATTLE AND SERVE ME! BRING YOUR WEAK SAUCE, IT SWEETENS THE FLAVOR OF YOUR INEVITABLE DEFEAT. I THOUGHT WE COVERED THE FUR THING AND THE FACT THAT ME NOT BEING COVERED BY IT IS A SIGN OF SUPERLATIVE WOLFISHNESS, NOT AND DEGRADATION OF QUALITY.[/COLOR] As Quagmire speaks, however, somehow what he says gets through. [COLOR=Orange]BUT REAL FOES ARE WHAT SIR EXSIXTEN WAS DESIGNED TO FIGHT, NOT WHAT HE WAS TO BECOME.[/COLOR] [COLOR=Red]YOUR ATTEMPTS AT CHIVALRY ARE PATHETIC AND FUTILE.[/COLOR] [COLOR=Orange]YOUR ATTEMPTS AT KILLING THE CITIZENS ARE TEARING US - WELL, AND THEM - APART.[/COLOR] [COLOR=Orange]SIR EXSIXTEN WOULD RATHER BE RENDERED TO MOLDERING HEAPS OF RUSTY SCRAP THAN SEE HIS COMPANIONS SUFFER.[/COLOR] [COLOR=Red]YOUR COMPANIONS ONLY TOLERATE YOU BECAUSE THEY HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET RID OF YOU.[/COLOR] [COLOR=Orange]THAT'S BECAUSE SIR EXSIXTEN IS IRREPRESSIBLE AND... WHY WOULD THEY EVER WANT TO GET RID OF HIM? [/COLOR][COLOR=Red]BECAUSE HE NEVER STOPS TALKING FOR ONE, AND NONE OF THEM LIKE HIM. IT WOULD BE BETTER IF SIR EXSIXTEN WERE NEVER CREATED! [/COLOR] [COLOR=Orange]BUT SIR EXSIXTEN WOULD DIE FOR ANY OF THEM! OUT BEAST, OUT! [/COLOR] Exsixten reaches inside its innards and tears out a hunk of gears and wires, hurling it into the rocks. Metal grinds and bends and Exsixten thrashes and contorts on the ground, bits of metal flying everywhere. When it is over, Sir Exsixten lies twitching and sparking on the ground. He crawls forward using his arms before collapsing. He croaks faintly. [SIZE=1][COLOR=Orange]CITIZENS?[/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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