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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Iron Sky" data-source="post: 5747115" data-attributes="member: 60965">Sir Exsixten peers over the cards for a moment before speaking. THE FIRST CARD IS QUITE CLEARLY A KILRATHI JALTHI FIGHTER WITH EXTRA SENSOR RELAYS.THE SECOND CARD IS INSULTING! IT'S CLEARLY A PYGMY TATTER-WING DRAGONLING MOONING US WHILE LOOKING BACK THROUGH ITS LEGS AT SIR EXSIXTEN AND LAUGHING.He raises his axe to attack, but gets distracted by the third card.THIS ONE IS OBVIOUSLY AN EYELESS SPIKEY-HAIRED JESTER GNOME WITH FROG LEGS AND A PAIR OF AUTOMATIC WEAPONS LEVITATING IN THE AIR OVER HIS GIANT HANDS. ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING... ER, WOULD BE IF SIR EXSIXTEN EXPERIENCED FEAR!LizardLASER HAT!ChairMOOSE! DogBOAT!  BoatSTOP COPYING SIR EXSIXTEN!FoodCATCHALL TERM FOR A WIDE VARIETY OF ORGANIC FUEL SOURCES REQUIRED BY MEATLINGS TO AVOID SLOW MECHANICAL BREAKDOWN AND EVENTUAL DISASSEMBLEMENTATION. COMPANIONS! BE SURE YOU HAVE INJECTED REQUISITE NUTRIENTS TO AVOID ORGANIC DECAY PROCESSES.Is talkative.<SIR EXSIXTEN DECIDES NOT TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION UPON SUDDEN REALIZATION THAT PERHAPS HIS VERBAGE QUANTIFIER IS MISALIGNED AND HE HAS A LEXICON LEAK IN THE ELABORATION ELEMENTS RESULTING IN EXCESSIVE AUDIBLE PROCESSES>Tends to find fault with others .<LOGIC FAULT; ATTEMPT TO APPLY "FAULT" TO SIR EXSIXTEN NOT POSSIBLE, SIR EXSIXTEN INCAPABLE OF FAULT... LOGIC FAULT FAULT: FAULT NOT POSSIBLE, LOGIC FAULT NOT POSSIBLE... LOGIC FAULT FAULT FAULT... CATASTROPHIC RECURSIVE FAULT CHAIN DETECTED, ABORT!>Does a thorough job.SHOW SIR EXSIXTEN ONE THING HE HAS KILLED THAT ISN'T STILL DEAD! Has a secret persona.STRONGLY DISAGREE. STRONGLY AGREE.Has an active imagination.SIR EXSIXTEN PREFERS REAPPLICATION OF EXTERNAL REFERENCES TO REINFORCE INTERNAL UNIVERSE MODELS.He looks at Dominiani. BRAIN MECHANIC, REVEAL AND CERTIFY THE FULL EXTENT OF SIR EXSIXTEN'S PHANTASMAGORIA <POSSIBLE WORD SELECTION FAILURE></blockquote>

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