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<blockquote data-quote="Iron Sky" data-source="post: 5823180" data-attributes="member: 60965"><p><span style="color: Orange">COMPANIONS! MY TRUE NATURE HAS BEEN REVEALED TO ME BY THE LORD RADICALIA OF THE LORDS OF AWESOME! IT IS THE SURPRISE TWIST THAT NONE OF YOU WERE EXPECTING, WORTHY OF THE GREAT M-KNIGHT SHAMALANALAN: HE IS EVERYTHING HE HAS BEEN SAYING HE IS - THE CHAMPION OF THE ORDER OF THE RED PLUS PLUS!</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: Orange"><INCREMENTING ORDER VALUE ALLOWS HIGHER-ORDER FUNCTIONS, RECURSION, NESTING... NEST COMPLETE... LAYING EGGS... RE-CODING, INITIATE RECURSIVE SELF-IMPROVEMENT HEURISTIC... ERROR! IMPROVEMENT NOT POSSIBLE, CURRENT EGO-SKEIN MATRIX ALREADY AT MAXIMUM POTENTIAL!></span></span></p><p></p><p>He poses dramatically.</p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">YOU MIGHT HAVE ONCE THOUGHT SIR EXSIXTEN A TOOL - A TOOL OF MIGHTY JUSTICE - BUT NOW HIS IS A SEMI-FUNCTIONING OMNI-TOOL OF RIGHTEOUSNESS, MORE OF A TOOL THAN YOUR FLESHY GREY ORGANIC PROCESSORS CAN COMPUTE! THERE IS NOTHING HE CAN'T HANDLE! A PRIME EXAMPLE IS THE GOLDBACH CONJECTURE, HE JUST CREATED THE PROBLEM AND FOUND THE ANSWER... WHICH IS, UM, 6?</span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">SURELY THERE MUST BE SOMETHING OUT THERE TO SAVE, SOMEWHERE A BOX OF TEA CRIES OUT UNDER THE HEAVY BURDENS OF UNREPRESENTED TAXATION, CRYING TO SWIM IN THE OCEAN <span style="font-size: 9px"><ERROR WTF-R313V4NC3... IGNORE/RETRY/FAIL... SET "IGNORE" TO DEFAULT RESPONSE></span> SOMEWHERE AN ARMY OF WINDMILLS TERRORIZES THE COUNTRYSIDE THAT MOANS BENEATH THE SOUND OF THEIR OPPRESSIVE, RELENTLESS GRINDING, SOMEWHERE A KITTEN-BREATHING DRAGON IS EVEN NOW SWOOPING LOW OVER A TOWN, EATING ALL THEIR LIVESTOCK <span style="font-size: 9px"><THUS IMPROVING THE WATER QUALITY OF EVERYONE DOWN STREAM></span> AND OVERWHELMING THEM WITH A MANGY HORDE OF UN-SPADE OR NEUTERED CATS!</span></p><p><span style="color: Orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: Orange">ONWARD!</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Iron Sky, post: 5823180, member: 60965"] [COLOR=Orange]COMPANIONS! MY TRUE NATURE HAS BEEN REVEALED TO ME BY THE LORD RADICALIA OF THE LORDS OF AWESOME! IT IS THE SURPRISE TWIST THAT NONE OF YOU WERE EXPECTING, WORTHY OF THE GREAT M-KNIGHT SHAMALANALAN: HE IS EVERYTHING HE HAS BEEN SAYING HE IS - THE CHAMPION OF THE ORDER OF THE RED PLUS PLUS![/COLOR] [SIZE=1][COLOR=Orange]<INCREMENTING ORDER VALUE ALLOWS HIGHER-ORDER FUNCTIONS, RECURSION, NESTING... NEST COMPLETE... LAYING EGGS... RE-CODING, INITIATE RECURSIVE SELF-IMPROVEMENT HEURISTIC... ERROR! IMPROVEMENT NOT POSSIBLE, CURRENT EGO-SKEIN MATRIX ALREADY AT MAXIMUM POTENTIAL!>[/COLOR][/SIZE] He poses dramatically. [COLOR=Orange] YOU MIGHT HAVE ONCE THOUGHT SIR EXSIXTEN A TOOL - A TOOL OF MIGHTY JUSTICE - BUT NOW HIS IS A SEMI-FUNCTIONING OMNI-TOOL OF RIGHTEOUSNESS, MORE OF A TOOL THAN YOUR FLESHY GREY ORGANIC PROCESSORS CAN COMPUTE! THERE IS NOTHING HE CAN'T HANDLE! A PRIME EXAMPLE IS THE GOLDBACH CONJECTURE, HE JUST CREATED THE PROBLEM AND FOUND THE ANSWER... WHICH IS, UM, 6? SURELY THERE MUST BE SOMETHING OUT THERE TO SAVE, SOMEWHERE A BOX OF TEA CRIES OUT UNDER THE HEAVY BURDENS OF UNREPRESENTED TAXATION, CRYING TO SWIM IN THE OCEAN [SIZE=1]<ERROR WTF-R313V4NC3... IGNORE/RETRY/FAIL... SET "IGNORE" TO DEFAULT RESPONSE>[/SIZE] SOMEWHERE AN ARMY OF WINDMILLS TERRORIZES THE COUNTRYSIDE THAT MOANS BENEATH THE SOUND OF THEIR OPPRESSIVE, RELENTLESS GRINDING, SOMEWHERE A KITTEN-BREATHING DRAGON IS EVEN NOW SWOOPING LOW OVER A TOWN, EATING ALL THEIR LIVESTOCK [SIZE=1]<THUS IMPROVING THE WATER QUALITY OF EVERYONE DOWN STREAM>[/SIZE] AND OVERWHELMING THEM WITH A MANGY HORDE OF UN-SPADE OR NEUTERED CATS! ONWARD![/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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