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Message: <blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 5025950" data-attributes="member: 4413">"Thank you. Is nice for you to say.""Okay. Now is more simple plan, yes? I like the walk up and talk, but is also good for to make sneaky-sneaky more easy. How? Listen. Okay. We walk up as group, yes? Then, we get close but not much close, sneaky-guy, like me and guy-who-name-I-no-remember, go 'poof' into shadow, while rest of group keep walk and talk like, 'Hey, I no know that bad guy have camp up ahead!' When you get close, bad guy say, 'Hey! You no come here!' And you say, 'Is free country, yes? Road belong to People, unless you Dog of Capitalism!' Then, bad guy say, 'We is Dog of Capitalism! And it make us hate pretty half-orc boy, because he Communist and smart!' And you say, 'Hmm. Where is pretty half-orc boy?' Then other-sneaky-guy and me go 'SURPRISE!' and pop up in back of bad guy and smash or stab or cut or whatever is thing that other sneaky guy like for to hurt with. And you go, 'MORE SURPRISE!' and smash or stab or cut or whatever bad guy from front. Then, we squish bad guy in Sandwich of Pain, which old sneaky move invent by my Papa. What you think?""I maybe think though we keep bad guy alive, yes? Because is bad habit when kill, kill, kill. Is more good to knock, then tie up, then wake up, then maybe cut or set on fire or pour acid in poophole or something like that and give bad guy chance for to think again about be bad guy and maybe be good guy. Is like little guy, Lilf. He now friend, but bad guy before. Is good for to make enemy into friend, and if enemy no want for to be friend, is good to smash enemy head into bit and chop body into little piece and burn piece to ash, so no can come back to life or turn into zombie."</blockquote>

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