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Message: <blockquote data-quote="BenBrown" data-source="post: 5284787" data-attributes="member: 1642">Haggle, eh?  Well, it's in Fenwick's nature to do that, and this weekend I've been balancing this against how much I dislike playing out shopping trips.  But here goes:Fenwick turns over the various pieces in his hands, making various approving and disapproving noises.   Eventually, he sidles over to the shopkeeper, and calmly begins to speak."Me, Fenwick, negotiator dealing in hides for important but now missing tribe, somewhat interested in armor and also in boots, and anxious to deal with Sworc.  This look like good enough piece, although style not fit Fenwick exactly.  Fenwick offer remuneration plus items in trade for them.  For seven hundred bright and shiny pieces of gold--ready cash on hand, Fenwick will take armor and boots off hands of Sworc.  Fenwick will even, as bonus, throw in suit of hide armor.  Sworc ask 'Why Sworc want beat up bloodstained armor?'  Fenwick glad to explain.  This--" he gestures at his armor.  "This not just armor.  This armor with history.  This authentic orcish-made armor.  This armor made from hide of grey-furred bear who live for very long time with distinctive toe missing from foot, so that people know it same bear for years.  Hunters finally kill bear after many days hunt of which people still sing.  Hide then taken and hand-crafted by picturesque ethnic group in authentic primitive style, and given to mighty young warrior, who then outgrow it and give armor to chief negotiator of ethnic minority--Fenwick who is now talking to Sworc--who wear armor in fights against bandits, against rats, against zombies in middle of ocean, against more bandits, and other mighty battles also.  Fenwick also bring armor across miles of ocean from other side of world, all so that armor can be traded to Sworc along with seven hundred bright and shiny pieces of gold in exchange for chain armor and nice boots. So, what does Sworc think of offer from Fenwick?"</blockquote>

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