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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Iron Sky" data-source="post: 5217168" data-attributes="member: 60965">SIR EXSIXTEN LEADS THE GROUP ONWARD TOWARDS THEIR FOUL FOE, EVER SURE THAT - OH, WE ARE HERE!  SIR EXSIXTEN HAS BROUGHT THE CITIZENS SAFELY FROM THE SWAMP OF SORROW TO THE HUT OF... HUNTING... DOWN THE ENEMY!Sir Exsixten walks into the middle of the village and bellows at maximum volume.WARLOCK, WE KNOW YOU ARE HERE.  SHOW YOURSELF SO WE CAN TOPPLE YOUR CURSED TOWER OF WICKEDNESS.  SIR EXSIXTEN AND THE CITIZENS OF JUSTICE CLAIM YOUR SOUL, THE WAY YOU HARVEST THE SOULS OF OTHERS - THOUGH WE MAY HAVE TO BORROW YOUR SOUL-HARVESTING EQUIPMENT TO DO SO!He seems to somehow hear Cyr's comments over his own voice.ONLY EVIL HIDES IN THE SHADOWS, SIR EXSIXTEN HIDES FROM NO MAN, OR GNOME, OR ANY OF A MYRIAD OF OTHER DEFINABLE HUMANOID, BESTIAL, OR ABBERANT CLASSIFIABLE ORGANISMS.  WISDOM COMES FROM DRAWING OUT THE VILLAIN WITH STINGING VINDICTIVE INVECTIVE THEN PUTTING YOUR AXE IN HIS FACE BEFORE HE CAN UTTER THE WORDS FOR THE SPELL THAT WILL EXPLODE IN THE MIDST OF YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS!He walks up to the door of the hut.  THIS TOWER IS STUMPY! SIR EXSIXTEN WAS HOPING FOR SOMETHING MORE GRAND AND OMINOUS.  He readies his shield and axe.  YOU MAY THINK HIDING IN YOUR TOWER WILL SAVE YOU, BUT CONSIDER YOURSELF UNDER SIEGE!  He pauses for approximately three seconds.  THIS SIEGE HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH, YOU HAD YOUR WARNING.  CITIZENS, WE ASSAULT NOW!Sir Exsixten kicks down the door.  If it doesn't go, he body-slams it and hacks at it with his axe until he's in.</blockquote>

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