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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Iron Sky" data-source="post: 5218975" data-attributes="member: 60965">SIR EXSIXTEN HAS PURGED THE ZOMBIE MENACE, Sir Exsixten says, as he examines the last of the children.  He glances at the couple holding hands. BE SURE THAT YOU TWO ARE SAFE, THE BEST WAY? MAKE SURE SHE ISN'T A VIRGIN AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, LITTLE PEASANT - THERE'S MONSTERS OUT THERE THAT DEMAND VIRGIN SACRIFICES AND PREVENTION IS THE BEST CURE!He turns to the group. SIR EXSIXTEN LISTENS INTENTLY TO THE CONVERSATION, AWARE THAT ANY WORD COULD BE A SIGNAL FOR AMBUSH. EVERY SYLLABIC UTTERANCE IS ANALYZED, INTERPRETED, ANY HIDDEN CODE WOULD INSTANTLY BE BROKEN BY - BLACK CLOAKED FIGURES, MURDER, BODIES IN WELLS, GREEN MEN, MISSING ARTIFACTS!  I SENSE A CONSPIRACY.  CITIZENS, BARRICADE YOURSELVES IN THIS ROOM, I WILL SCOUR THE VILLAGE AND FIND THESE VILLAINS.Sir Exsixten rushes outside and is heard talking to himself, then shouting - A COMPACT-SIZED HORNED DEMON, IT FLARES ITS WHITE TAIL AT SIR EXSIXTEN IN CONTEMPT AS IT LURES HIM INTO THE TANGLED MORASS! AVAST, FACE SIR EXSIXTEN FACE TO FACE DEMON...  Immediately after there is the sound of breaking branches and  rusting underbrush, his voice fading as he chases something into the forest.</blockquote>