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<blockquote data-quote="jasper" data-source="post: 1895" data-attributes="member: 277"><p>Where was I Tickle brandy?</p><p>Oh yeah.</p><p>The halfling babe unlocks one door and lets the squeaky clean pimply paladin open the door. You remember him the same guy who want to leave me. </p><p></p><p>He opens the door and there was a good babe. She had short shorts and a great body. And her shirt was just a little to short and she was showing some skin. I was cool with it but the pimply paladin started tripping. He started yell "EVIL EVIL. CREATURE OF EVIL". And dude wonders how come he has not been kissed.</p><p></p><p>The elf babe, Amazon chick, and pimple puss and the rest of gang enter. Elf babe and the pimpled paladin are laying a heavy trip on the major babe. I know elf babe is just jealous cause the babe is hot. I don't know what the pimple paladin's trip was about. They all start to jive and everyone begins mellow out. Some wizard man had imprisoned cute chick. Well elf babe was still tripping, the chick jumps into the Ember, you know dude, the Amazon chick arms. Now all these stuck up squares start freaky. I think the whole party needs to mellow out. The party nearly starts but Ember tries to get every one to smoke the peace bong. Elf babe trips out and slaps the major babe. Ember start to go to the party with her when major babe lays a wet one on her for luck. COOL! </p><p></p><p>It must had been some kiss because Amber toes curl up, her eyes roll around in her head and she faints. Then POP! Major babe splits. One moment she tongue boxing Ember the next she gone faster that Mary Jane at a Monkeys concert. An hour or two goes by, elf babe is trashing the rooms and reading the wizard man's poetry and not digging it. Amber quits her Sleeping Beauty act and the party goes back into the hall to scope out a secret door.</p><p></p><p>The door leads to some small cramp corridor. It splits and one way leads to a chain ladder, which leads to the basement. I whisper into Floppy's ear that dragon is down below. He must have been spacing because he wasn't digging what I was saying. I whisper a couple of times and still Floppy is doing is spaced out act. So I yell to the party about Nightscape. The party gets uptight and starts sending out some bad vides. They decide to split down the split corridor. </p><p></p><p>Dudes, get this, it just doubles back into the main audience room. Elf babe gets all paranoid again and starts locking up the doors. Then she starts digging and becoming one with the door and gets the halfling chick, Tickle berry, into the act. Elf babe unlocks it and rushes to the back of the party. Pimple Paladin and Ember chick throw open the door. It was a church but it had been trashed. I wondered if Elf babe had forgot she been here before. It was dark and gloomy but I could get into that. But pimple pal started going off about the Zen master at the altar was evil. Well the party started again. It ended with Ember chick being out for the count. Floppy was mumbling about undead and turning them on. So back to town for brownies and to get more allies.</p><p></p><p>Where was I. Oh yeah. The party picked up some new buds. A monk and a druid and some other chicks and dudes. Great strike up the band cause we aren't going to sneak up on anything now. We travel back to Lilly hammer great hall and they scope out the south wall. Why they didn't just go to ladder to Night scale, I could not dig. The monk starts freaking and climbing the walls. Off to one side is hole where the stream is falling. The monk starts climbing down the sinkhole. Floppy and the rest take the stairs and start disking the monk. We meet the monk at the bottom. We're dry. I guess he needed his weekly shower. They wander around. Cross over a bridge. Then they enter a chamber. It had pillars. I think they called stag lights or stag mites. I thought I was at a stag party. Ember must have taken a hit of something good. Cause she starts yelling the stag mite is eating her fish. And shoots an arrow into the rock. I can groove to the tune. But I must have take a hit because six to ten snakes grow out of the rock and play paddy cake with Amber. </p><p></p><p>Amber goes down again.</p><p></p><p>And the party starts. It ends with the monk tap dancing on the stag mite head, while the rest of group play flag foot ball with it. Amber was the ball and was being nibbled on by the stag mite. So. So. Um. Yeah dudes, Floppy is the quarterback and the line dog piles the rock and tosses into the stream but they recover the ball. Um Ember, she is out for the count again. So…</p><p></p><p>Back to town for Amber to chill out and come down! Dudes she spends more time sacked out that that Rip Van Wrinkle dude. </p><p></p><p>The monk splits the party about then. I guess rock and roll dancing wasn't his groove. And back into Glitter ham. The party goes down to the second basement. And breaks open some more doors. Now I can faintly hear something in the distance. Amber starts looking for Scooby snacks in one of the rooms. When the floor smacks her in the face. Amber starts screaming and doing a dance. And pulls out a grey cloak. The party does not dig her dance so the party begins. I must have been elsewhere but the Amazon chick ditched her armour and clothes. Now that was a party.</p><p></p><p>Elf babe wants to scout one more room before they go back to buy new threads for Amber. Back to the stag party room where the elf babe becomes one with a door again. </p><p></p><p>Suddenly….</p><p></p><p>Hey! Dudes you got any munchies? </p><p></p><p>I guess I go get some.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jasper, post: 1895, member: 277"] Where was I Tickle brandy? Oh yeah. The halfling babe unlocks one door and lets the squeaky clean pimply paladin open the door. You remember him the same guy who want to leave me. He opens the door and there was a good babe. She had short shorts and a great body. And her shirt was just a little to short and she was showing some skin. I was cool with it but the pimply paladin started tripping. He started yell "EVIL EVIL. CREATURE OF EVIL". And dude wonders how come he has not been kissed. The elf babe, Amazon chick, and pimple puss and the rest of gang enter. Elf babe and the pimpled paladin are laying a heavy trip on the major babe. I know elf babe is just jealous cause the babe is hot. I don't know what the pimple paladin's trip was about. They all start to jive and everyone begins mellow out. Some wizard man had imprisoned cute chick. Well elf babe was still tripping, the chick jumps into the Ember, you know dude, the Amazon chick arms. Now all these stuck up squares start freaky. I think the whole party needs to mellow out. The party nearly starts but Ember tries to get every one to smoke the peace bong. Elf babe trips out and slaps the major babe. Ember start to go to the party with her when major babe lays a wet one on her for luck. COOL! It must had been some kiss because Amber toes curl up, her eyes roll around in her head and she faints. Then POP! Major babe splits. One moment she tongue boxing Ember the next she gone faster that Mary Jane at a Monkeys concert. An hour or two goes by, elf babe is trashing the rooms and reading the wizard man's poetry and not digging it. Amber quits her Sleeping Beauty act and the party goes back into the hall to scope out a secret door. The door leads to some small cramp corridor. It splits and one way leads to a chain ladder, which leads to the basement. I whisper into Floppy's ear that dragon is down below. He must have been spacing because he wasn't digging what I was saying. I whisper a couple of times and still Floppy is doing is spaced out act. So I yell to the party about Nightscape. The party gets uptight and starts sending out some bad vides. They decide to split down the split corridor. Dudes, get this, it just doubles back into the main audience room. Elf babe gets all paranoid again and starts locking up the doors. Then she starts digging and becoming one with the door and gets the halfling chick, Tickle berry, into the act. Elf babe unlocks it and rushes to the back of the party. Pimple Paladin and Ember chick throw open the door. It was a church but it had been trashed. I wondered if Elf babe had forgot she been here before. It was dark and gloomy but I could get into that. But pimple pal started going off about the Zen master at the altar was evil. Well the party started again. It ended with Ember chick being out for the count. Floppy was mumbling about undead and turning them on. So back to town for brownies and to get more allies. Where was I. Oh yeah. The party picked up some new buds. A monk and a druid and some other chicks and dudes. Great strike up the band cause we aren't going to sneak up on anything now. We travel back to Lilly hammer great hall and they scope out the south wall. Why they didn't just go to ladder to Night scale, I could not dig. The monk starts freaking and climbing the walls. Off to one side is hole where the stream is falling. The monk starts climbing down the sinkhole. Floppy and the rest take the stairs and start disking the monk. We meet the monk at the bottom. We're dry. I guess he needed his weekly shower. They wander around. Cross over a bridge. Then they enter a chamber. It had pillars. I think they called stag lights or stag mites. I thought I was at a stag party. Ember must have taken a hit of something good. Cause she starts yelling the stag mite is eating her fish. And shoots an arrow into the rock. I can groove to the tune. But I must have take a hit because six to ten snakes grow out of the rock and play paddy cake with Amber. Amber goes down again. And the party starts. It ends with the monk tap dancing on the stag mite head, while the rest of group play flag foot ball with it. Amber was the ball and was being nibbled on by the stag mite. So. So. Um. Yeah dudes, Floppy is the quarterback and the line dog piles the rock and tosses into the stream but they recover the ball. Um Ember, she is out for the count again. So… Back to town for Amber to chill out and come down! Dudes she spends more time sacked out that that Rip Van Wrinkle dude. The monk splits the party about then. I guess rock and roll dancing wasn't his groove. And back into Glitter ham. The party goes down to the second basement. And breaks open some more doors. Now I can faintly hear something in the distance. Amber starts looking for Scooby snacks in one of the rooms. When the floor smacks her in the face. Amber starts screaming and doing a dance. And pulls out a grey cloak. The party does not dig her dance so the party begins. I must have been elsewhere but the Amazon chick ditched her armour and clothes. Now that was a party. Elf babe wants to scout one more room before they go back to buy new threads for Amber. Back to the stag party room where the elf babe becomes one with a door again. Suddenly…. Hey! Dudes you got any munchies? I guess I go get some. [/QUOTE]
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