Re: Coffee
DonaldRumsfeldsTofu said:
While you're at it, if my character has a pound of coffee beans, and he drinks a cup of coffee he makes with a percolator every day, how many days will this ammount of coffee well ammount to.
Zero!
First of all, you aren't going to get ANY coffee until after you
grind them beans! You didn't specify getting them ground, and I see you listed no coffee or pepper mill on your equipment list, so obviously you forgot to bring it on this adventure!
Next, you can't have a percolator! That's a technomancer construct, and the Council of Magic has banned them! Furthermore, even if you had it, there would be no place to plug it in!
However, since I'm a kind-hearted GM, I will allow you to use a couple of flat rocks to pound and grind your bag of beans into coffee flakes, and then boil them in some water. Do you have a pot? No? (It's not on your equipment sheet.) Oh well, the things you learn, when you leave town!
I'd suggest that you head back to town. Have a merchant grind the beans for you, and then get an enameled steel coffee pot, and some sort of doo-hickey to put the ground in, like a collimator...
What? Oh, go look it up! Anyway, buy one of those, too...
Now, how long a "cup" of coffee will last you depends... No, I don't care if it's regular or decaf. How big is your cup? What, no cup? Back to the store!
Now, how big is it, and are you reusing the grounds, or tossing them after the first cup? How strong are your beans, anyway? Which variety did you buy?...
Mountain grown? What mountains? Columbia? Sorry, buddy, that's not part of the Prime Material Plane, so you OBVIOUSLY don't have that kind! You don't even know
which variety of coffee beans you bought, DO YOU?!?...
I'm sorry, I don't think you can handle wilderness coffee-brewing. You obviously came ill-equipped for this task, and I don't think you have the skills to handle it. Maybe you should go ask the Ranger for help? I don't know that he has Knowledge (Coffee), either, but if he has Knowledge (Nature), he
might know which type of beans you have...
